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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Duggan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is call to prayer. The crowd seem to be enjoying Duggan's choice of entrance music: Bitch!!! Where you been. Jim Duggan struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 186.1lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jim Duggan!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Konstantin Menshow and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Duggan misses with an uppercut.
Fuckwell lands a jab to the nose.
Duggan has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell wants to land a leg kick but Duggan is out of range.
Duggan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Duggan has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Duggan there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fuckwell connects with an inside leg kick.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but Duggan checks it.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but it's checked well by Duggan.
Duggan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fuckwell with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Duggan to score with a decent uppercut.
Fuckwell lands an overhand right.
Duggan misses with an uppercut.
Duggan throws a head kick but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Duggan blocks a low kick nicely.
Fuckwell lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell tries to clinch but Duggan is having none of it.
Fuckwell fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuckwell misses with a body punch
and Duggan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Duggan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuckwell swings widly with a right hand
and Duggan counters with an outside leg kick.
Fuckwell cracks the inside of Duggan's front leg.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
Duggan drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fuckwell pushes Duggan up against the cage in a clinch.
Duggan throws an elbow but it misses.
Fuckwell lands a nice elbow.
Fuckwell has a couple of punches blocked by Duggan.
Duggan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Duggan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckwell misses with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Fuckwell.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fuckwell misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fuckwell throws an elbow but it misses.
Duggan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fuckwell.
Duggan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fuckwell misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fuckwell.
A head punch on the inside from Duggan fails to land.
Fuckwell lands a right hand that snaps the head of Duggan backwards.
Fuckwell lands a hook that snaps the head of Duggan backwards.
Fuckwell tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Duggan digs a right hand into Fuckwell's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fuckwell's gas tank.
Duggan digs a right hand underneath Fuckwell's ribcage. Fuckwell let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fuckwell blocking some punches.
Fuckwell goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fuckwell swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fuckwell stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Duggan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fuckwell doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fuckwell lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fuckwell blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fuckwell fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Duggan as the two fighters clinch.
Duggan throws a punch but it's blocked by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell digs a right hand underneath Duggan's ribcage. Duggan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short uppercut from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is looking to control Duggan's arms but Duggan gets an underhook and turns him. Now Fuckwell has his back to the cage.
Fuckwell's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Duggan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fuckwell scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fuckwell is trying to break the clinch but Duggan is controlling him.
Fuckwell throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Fuckwell lands a left hand that snaps the head of Duggan backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Duggan misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Duggan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fuckwell's elbow.
Fuckwell working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Duggan can't find room to land a body shot as Fuckwell controls the action.
Duggan presses Fuckwell against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fuckwell misses with a punch on the inside.
Duggan crunches a lovely knee into Fuckwell's ribcage.
Fuckwell misses with the head strike.
Duggan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Duggan lands with a right to the head.
Duggan tries to work over Fuckwell's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fuckwell tries to work over Duggan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fuckwell lands a left hand that snaps the head of Duggan backwards.
Fuckwell tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A hook to the body from Fuckwell.
Duggan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fuckwell lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fuckwell pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
That kick from Duggan tenderised Fuckwell's leg. Fuckwell is trying to keep his angry face on.
Duggan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fuckwell looks to land a left hand but Duggan moved out of range nicely.
Duggan shoots in looking for a takedown but Fuckwell manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Duggan's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Duggan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuckwell. Fuckwell obviously looking to wear him down.
Duggan scores with the left hand. Fuckwell knows he should have avoided that one.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the side of Duggan's head but Duggan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fuckwell is looking to score with low kicks.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Duggan moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Fuckwell avoids the body shot from Duggan.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fuckwell.
Fuckwell scores with a nice head shot.
Fuckwell motions for Duggan to come forward. Fuckwell throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Duggan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fuckwell wants to slow Duggan down by chopping away at his legs.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Duggan manages to avoid it.
Duggan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuckwell. Fuckwell obviously looking to wear him down.
Fuckwell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Duggan connects with a body shot.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Fuckwell fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Duggan is out of range.
Fuckwell scores with a shot to the body.
Fuckwell throws out a loose jab but Duggan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuckwell slaps away a takedown attempt from Duggan, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Duggan lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but Duggan moves out of range easily.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick which misses Duggan's front leg but catches the back leg as Duggan tries to avoid it.
Duggan's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Duggan crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Fuckwell - the referee stops the clock and Duggan gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Fuckwell. Duggan manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Duggan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick
and Duggan makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fuckwell thows a body shot but no joy.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fuckwell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Duggan 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick that is checked
and Duggan counters with a slapping leg kick.
Duggan throws a front kick aimed at Fuckwell's knee but Fuckwell avoids it well.
Fuckwell has Duggan up against the cage in a clinch.
Fuckwell misses with some punches.
Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Duggan scores with a punch to the head.
Fuckwell throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Duggan.
Fuckwell tries to clinch up.
Duggan takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Fuckwell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Duggan has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
Duggan checks the leg kick.
Duggan changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fuckwell tries to avoid it but Duggan manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fuckwell to the ground. Fuckwell escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jim Duggan.
Duggan keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with the body kick
and Duggan counters with a stiff right hand.
Duggan moves out of range of the body kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick that misses.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot.
Duggan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Duggan.
Duggan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Duggan moves in looking to clinch but Fuckwell pushes him off.
Fuckwell misses with a body kick.
Duggan scores with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Duggan checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fuckwell. That's going to slow Duggan down.
Duggan tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Duggan ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell throws a leg kick
and Duggan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Duggan is looking to clinch but Fuckwell is avoiding it.
Duggan ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Duggan on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jim Duggan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Duggan connects with a crisp jab.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Duggan moves out of range.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Duggan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fuckwell throws a sloppy head kick
and Duggan makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A big left from Duggan misses.
Duggan gets the takedown into side control.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Fuckwell is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Duggan wants to lay and pray for a moment but Fuckwell keeps working.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Duggan.
Fuckwell wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Duggan is putting a hurting on Fuckwell here, landing some big shots from side control.
Fuckwell takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
You can see the frustration on Fuckwell's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Fuckwell is pushing Duggan's head away, looking to escape. Duggan manages to hold on to the position though.
Fuckwell trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Duggan landing strikes.
Fuckwell wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Duggan cracks Fuckwell with a big right hand but Fuckwell just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Fuckwell pushes Duggan away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Duggan gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Duggan decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Duggan fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fuckwell.
Duggan tried to score with a low kick but Fuckwell checks it.
Duggan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Duggan blocks a leg kick.
Duggan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell takes one to the chin there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Duggan takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fuckwell blocks a leg kick.
Fuckwell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Duggan tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuckwell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fuckwell takes one to the chin there.
Fuckwell throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Duggan.
Fuckwell scoring well with a low kick there.
Fuckwell explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
Fuckwell tries a low kick but Duggan avoids it.
Fuckwell is looking to slow Duggan down with leg kicks.
Duggan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuckwell. Fuckwell obviously looking to wear him down.
Duggan takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Duggan looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fuckwell is fending him off so far but Duggan persists. Nope, Fuckwell circles away and we're back to standing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell thows a body kick. Duggan tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Duggan fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fuckwell moves in looking to clinch but Duggan pushes him off.
Duggan is looking to land body kicks.
Fuckwell scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Duggan doesn't seem bothered though.
Fuckwell smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fuckwell.
Duggan misses with a takedown attempt - Fuckwell sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Duggan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fuckwell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fuckwell jabs at Duggan's body.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Eyeonly Fuckwell.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fuckwell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 30:27
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyeonly Fuckwell!
In his post fight interview, Eyeonly Fuckwell gave a big smile as he said 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a muslim, if it means killing children.... we kill children'.
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