PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Professor Chaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Ermey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chaos comes to the cage accompanied by Chaos. Bill Ermey is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Chaos
vs
Ermey

170 cm
24
178 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

178 cm
25
183 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Syndicate Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Professor Chaos !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bill Ermey!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chaos misses with a low kick.
A good leg kick by Ermey.

Ermey gets the takedown into side control.
Chaos is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Ermey's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Chaos wants to control but Ermey is keeping busy.
Chaos is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Ermey's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Ermey's back!

Ermey defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Ermey manages to reverse the position and now he's in Chaos 's guard. Nice work there by Ermey.
Chaos preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ermey stopping the sweep attempt from Chaos .
Chaos looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chaos looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Chaos keeping moving, preventing Ermey from controlling successfully.
Ermey with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Ermey stopping the sweep attempt from Chaos .
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Chaos is looking for a triangle but Ermey pushes his legs off easily.
Ermey is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Chaos working for a triangle but Ermey defends it easily.
Ermey advances to half guard.
Ermey wants to take a breather but Chaos is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos trying to control here.
Chaos is pressing down on Ermey's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chaos working a defensive guard here.
Chaos keeping moving, preventing Ermey from controlling successfully.
Ermey throws a big elbow that misses.
Ermey passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Ermey wants to control but Chaos is keeping him busy.
Chaos is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Ermey throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Ermey controlling the action here.
Ermey is thwarting Chaos 's attempts to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos wants to improve his position but Ermey is controlling well.
Ermey sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Chaos defending well though.
Chaos is trying to maintain the position but Ermey is very close to passing his half guard.
Chaos is trying to get back to full guard.

Ermey is working for a submission of some sort.
Ermey trying to control from half guard but Chaos is working away.

Chaos looking for submissions off his back.

Ermey wants to work for an arm triangle but Chaos is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ermey working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Chaos wants to get back to full guard.
Chaos missing with punches from the bottom.
Ermey is just content to waste time from the top position. Chaos takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Ermey postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Chaos will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Chaos trying to control the position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ermey trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ermey content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Ermey passes Chaos 's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Chaos is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Ermey scores with a couple of nice shots.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bill Ermey dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Ermey scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ermey bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Chaos shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ermey defends it nicely.

Chaos closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Ermey quickly recovers to half guard.
Ermey wants to control but Chaos is keeping busy.
Bill Ermey has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chaos is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Ermey is trying to maintain the position but Chaos is very close to passing his half guard.

Ermey is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Chaos pulls his head out easily.
Ermey gets full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ermey looking for a guillotine here but Chaos defends easily.
Chaos trying to control the position from guard on top but Ermey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Ermey throws his legs up looking for a submission but Chaos uses it to pass to side control.

Chaos tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Chaos has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Ermey takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.

Chaos tries for a kimura but Ermey is defending well.
Chaos is working Ermey over with some ground and pound from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Ermey tries to bench press Chaos off him but Chaos keeps the position.
Chaos wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ermey keeps working.
Ermey is trying to control Chaos 's posture but Chaos avoids it.
Chaos looks up at the clock and then as Ermey takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Chaos smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ermey is looking to reverse the position.
Chaos in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

Chaos goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Ermey rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Chaos 's guard! Nice work there by Ermey!
Ermey scoring with some ground and pound.
Chaos looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ermey is one step ahead there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ermey wants to control from the top but Chaos keeps moving.
Ermey sitting in guard here, content to control.

Chaos looking for a guillotine here but Ermey defends easily.
Ermey stands up over Chaos , holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Ermey postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Chaos looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Ermey avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Chaos is on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ermey is trying to keep Chaos in close.
Chaos cracks Ermey with a solid left hand.
Chaos stopping the sweep attempt from Ermey.
Ermey has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Ermey trying to control the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Chaos avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Ermey throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Chaos content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Professor Chaos dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

A nice inside leg kick there by Ermey. That's going to slow Chaos down.
Chaos looks to score with a jab to the body but Ermey is just out of range.
Chaos gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ermey counters with a leg kick.
Ermey misses with a body shot.
Ermey misses with a body kick.
Chaos misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ermey throws a shot to the body.
Ermey fakes the leg kick and cracks Chaos in the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ermey.
Ermey fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chaos shoots in and gets a takedown into Ermey's guard.

Ermey had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chaos defends it easily.

Ermey has his foot on Chaos 's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Chaos works his way back into a safe position though.

Ermey looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Chaos passes into side control.
Chaos cracks Ermey with a big right hand but Ermey just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Ermey tries to improve position but can't.
Ermey trying to remain calm as Chaos controls from the top position.
Chaos grinds an elbow into Ermey's temple.
Ermey can't do much from the bottom here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ermey avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Chaos .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos working away.
Chaos cracks Ermey with a big right hand but Ermey just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Ermey sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Chaos content to control rather than advance.
Ermey wants to get back to full guard.
Chaos is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Ermey!
A nice elbow there by Chaos .
Chaos working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Chaos quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Chaos but it's paid off an Ermey is forced to tap! Nice work by Chaos .

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Professor Chaos !
Post fight, Professor Chaos stared into the camera and said 'People are going to start paying attention eventually. I am a beast and I'm only going to get better! '.