PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Koops Aquino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Aquino might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to RAWR. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Aquino
vs
Tyson

184 cm
21
191 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
24
190 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Amsterdam in London 95% Laundry

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Koops Aquino!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Tyson!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Phil Schofield and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aquino uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyson.
Tyson swats away the attempt to clinch by Aquino.
Tyson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Aquino counters with a good low kick that Tyson was not able to check.
Tyson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Aquino moves away.
A lazy left from Tyson finds it's target.
Mike Tyson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyson tries to bum rush Aquino with a series of wild strikes but Aquino uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tyson misses with a two punch combination.
Tyson throws out a loose jab but Aquino uses good head movement to avoid it.
Aquino tries to clinch up.
Aquino dodges the punch combination from Tyson.
Tyson misses with a straight left.
Aquino moves out of range of the strikes.

Aquino closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Aquino lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Aquino lands an elbow inside that Tyson shrugs off.
Aquino trying to land knees to the body.
Tyson working hard to break the clinch.
Aquino lands an elbow just above Tyson 's eye.
Tyson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Tyson is trying to force a seperation but Aquino has the dominant position.
Aquino with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Aquino creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tyson's defenses.
Tyson wants to break free but Aquino has control.
Knees to the body from Aquino.
Knees to the body from Aquino.
Tyson looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aquino crunches a lovely knee into Tyson's ribcage.
Aquino connects with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aquino looking to throw knees to the head but Tyson is blocking nicely.
Knees in the clinch landing for Aquino.
Aquino working Tyson over with knees to the body.
Aquino scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Aquino.
Aquino lands an elbow just above Tyson 's eye.
Aquino lands an elbow just above Tyson 's eye.

It looks like Mike Tyson has been cut.
Aquino lands a nice elbow.
Aquino landing knees to the body.
Aquino working Tyson over with knees to the body.
Aquino lands an elbow inside.
Nice elbow from Aquino.
Tyson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Tyson takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Aquino is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Aquino throws a knee to the head but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Aquino.
Aquino lands an elbow inside that Tyson shrugs off.
A knee to the head by Aquino.

Tyson is rocked!
Aquino has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Tyson - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Aquino, and another! Tyson is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Koops Aquino!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Koops Aquino made sure he mentioned Amsterdam in London 95% Laundry, along with how happy he was to win his fight.