PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Lee Machin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rumina Sato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sato has chosen Call to prayer of islam as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Machin
vs
Sato

180 cm
29
175 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

185 cm
28
175 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lee Machin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Rumina Sato!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, William Gold and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sato bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sato throws a combination. Machin tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Lee Machin has been cut.
Sato pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Machin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Sato throws a chopping leg kick but Machin manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Sato misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Machin.
Sato displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Machin.
Sato tries to work over Machin's front leg with a kick but Machin checks it.
Machin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Sato pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sato drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Machin misses with a body kick.
Machin jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Machin shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sato moves away from the strike by Machin.
Sato moves out of range of the body kick from Machin.
Sato throws a poor cross that misses
and Machin counters with a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Machin throws a right and a left that Sato avoids nicely.
Machin connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Sato misses with a leg kick.
Machin lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sato lands with a hook. Machin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Machin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sato.
Machin throws a front kick that sends Sato stumbling back into the cage.
Sato does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Machin throws a lazy head kick
and Sato counters with a slapping leg kick.
Machin looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Sato throws a lazy right hand but Machin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sato throws a front kick aimed at Machin's knee but Machin avoids it well.
Sato takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Rumina Sato is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sato thuds a left hand into Machin's body.
Machin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sato pivots, looking for a leg kick but Machin is out of range and Sato settles back down.
Machin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sato lands with a nice body kick.
Sato connects with a solid leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Sato. Machin shrugs it off though.
Machin is breathing heavily.
Sato connects with a looping right hand.
Sato throws a head kick that misses.
Machin drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Sato feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Machins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sato, as that shot connected.
Sato lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Machin is rocked!
Sato tries to land a leg kick but Machin saw it coming and moves away.
Oh Machin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sato steps in with a hook that catches Machin right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Sato follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Machin looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rumina Sato!
Post fight, Rumina Sato stared into the camera and said 'Remember, a vote for islam is a vote for violent pedophilia with newborns '.