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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pay Attention (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ilkka Kanerva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kanerva comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sultans of Swing kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Pay Attention could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ilkka Kanerva's chin.
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291 lbs
16 - 5 - 0 |
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28
280 lbs
28 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pay Attention!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ilkka Kanerva!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, John Roberts and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab from Attention.
It looks like Ilkka Kanerva has been cut.
Kanerva throws a wild body kick that Attention sees coming a mile off.
Attention connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kanerva. Kanerva circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kanerva doesn't manage to clinch there - Attention circles away.
The fighters circling - Attention throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kanerva throws a right hand that misses
and Attention counters with a crisp one two that drops Kanerva! Attention thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Kanerva to his feet! Kanerva is in big trouble!
Kanerva is rocked!
Attention is stalking Kanerva. Kanerva circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Attention, and it's lights out! Kanerva really payed the price for that rookie mistake.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pay Attention!
A very excited looking Pay Attention made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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