PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Renato King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King comes to the cage accompanied by Supreme court hymn. Norris has chosen Kryptonite as his entrance music. Chuck Norris has the eye of the tiger tonight.

King
vs
Norris

185 cm
21
155 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

182 cm
22
155 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Renato King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris feints and then cracks King's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow King down.
Norris moves in looking to clinch but King pushes him off.
A low kick from Norris misses
and King connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
King really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Norris tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but King was well out of range. Poor timing from Norris.
Norris keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
King throws a hook but Norris avoids it easily.
A clash of legs there as King blocks the low kick.
Norris misses with a looping left.
King misses with a straight right.
King with a jab.
A clash of legs there as King blocks the low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Norris.
King misses with a looping right.
King looks to land a left hand but Norris moved out of range nicely.
King lands a nice looking body shot.
Norris misses with an uppercut.
King tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Norris was well out of range. Poor timing from King.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris tests King's chin there with a solid looking shot.
King scores with a jab. Norris acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
King moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Norris connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
King throws a body punch but Norris moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from King.
King avoids the head kick by Norris.
King misses with a straight left.
King pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Norris gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Norris tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Norris connects with a right hand. King shakes it off.
Norris will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
King fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Norris manages to avoid it.
Chuck Norris is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Norris missing with a left hand there. King was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
King takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Norris throws a chopping leg kick but King manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Norris throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Norris lands with a nice body punch.
Norris throws out a loose jab but King uses good head movement to avoid it.
King lands with a shot to the body.
Norris uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from King.
The fighters circling - King throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Norris swinging wildly here.
Norris gets cracked with a nice right hand there by King.
King swings and misses with a hook to the body.
King misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
King takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Norris tries to clinch but King is having none of it.
King throws a shot to the body.
King misses with a straight right.
Norris throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
King shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Norris as he avoids it easily.
King throws a shot from downtown. Norris moves away and avoids it.
Chuck Norris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
King misses with a wild body shot.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
King slips a jab and a cross from Norris.
King blocks a head kick by Norris.
King scores with a shot to the body.
Norris tries to clinch up but King circles away and keeps his distance.
King throws an overhand right that lands on Norris's shoulder, as Norris tries to avoid the shot.
King scores with a nice head shot.
Norris scores with a nice right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris is looking to clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
King lands with a shot to the body.
King moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Norris throws a nice inside leg kick.
Norris jabbing away but nothing is landing.
King connects with the punch.
King throws out a loose jab but Norris uses good head movement to avoid it.
Norris slips under a jab.
Norris throws a series of strikes that have King backpedaling.
King looks to throw the jab but Norris is out of range.
King blocks a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Norris lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Norris scores with a leg kick.
King scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chuck Norris will probably get the nod.
That's time! King's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A looping hook to the body misses from Norris. King does a little dance to reset his feet.
King stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Norris.
Norris throws a combination but it was largely blocked by King.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
King goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
King taking a breather.
King tries to pull guard but Norris forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
King fails to pull guard.
Norris struggles to land a body shot inside as King controls his hands.
King gets through Norris's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Norris is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. King is defending well for now.
King tries to pull guard but Norris forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Renato King. That's going to take a lot out of him.

King gets control of Norris's arms and successfully pulls guard. King will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Norris stopping the sweep attempt from King.
Norris is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris wants to pass the guard but King is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Norris gets to his feet. King looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Norris throws a jab but it's blocked by King.
Norris misses with a body shot.
Nice shot lands for Norris.
Norris misses with an uppercut.
King swings away with a body shot that misses
and Norris counters with a good low kick that King was not able to check.
Norris lands with a thumping leg kick.
King swings for the body but Norris moves out of range.
Norris moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris jabs King right on the nose. King blinks but takes it well.
Norris lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Norris throws a low kick but it's checked well by King.
Norris tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. King manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Norris darts in and clinches King up against the cage.
King tries to pull guard but Norris won't allow it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Norris.
Norris scores with a shoulder strike.
King tries to pull guard but Norris holds him up against the cage and eventually King drops back down to his feet.
King takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Renato King has been cut.
King is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
King is trying to pull guard but Norris has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
King tries to pull guard but Norris forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Norris goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Norris lands on the inside with an uppercut.
King takes a shot to the head.
Norris controlling the action here for a moment.
King is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
King blocks an elbow strike from Norris.
Norris lands a right hand.
Norris tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
King jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Norris walks away with a smile on his face. King gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
King checks a low kick from Norris.
Norris takes a jab right on the kisser.
A lazy left from Norris finds it's target.
King throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Norris avoids the body shot from King.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Norris there.
Norris swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Norris takes a swing at King's ribcage but misses.
Norris ducks under a wild hook from King.
King moves out of range of the strikes.
Norris misses the shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Norris uses good head movement to avoid the hook from King.
Norris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Norris doesn't manage to clinch there - King circles away.
King tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Norris was well out of range. Poor timing from King.
The fighters circle momentarily. Norris darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
King ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Norris moves away.
Norris cracks King with an open hand slap.

King is rocked!
Norris fails in his attempt to clinch.
Oh King is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A chopping leg kick lands by Norris.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Norris showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Renato King's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Norris keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
King seems to have got his legs back now.
Norris thows a body shot but no joy.
King lands a head shot.
Norris lands a leg kick that knocks King off balance momentarily.
King swings for the body but Norris moves out of range.
Norris tried to score with a low kick but King checks it.
King blocks a jab.
Norris throws an uppercut from half a mile away. King sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chuck Norris seems to be getting the better of the standup.
King connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Norris displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as King throws out the jab.
Norris bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A head kick misses from Norris.
King moves away from the strike by Norris.
Norris throws a shot from downtown. King moves away and avoids it.
Norris throws a series of punches but King avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris is looking to clinch.
Norris keeps King at a distance using the push kick.
Norris on the wrong end of a nice hook.
King misses with a jab to the body
and Norris counters with a lovely shot to the body.
King ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
King swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Norris walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. King checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Norris thows a left - swing and a miss!
Norris tries a head kick but it misses.
King ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
King misses the shot to the body.
Norris bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Norris misses with a body shot.
Norris cracks King with an open hand slap.
King checks a low kick from Norris.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
King throws a hook but Norris blocks it.
King lands a body shot.
King lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Norris lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
King shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Norris defends it nicely.
Norris throws a hook but King blocks it.
Norris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Norris feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kings jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
King digs a good hook to Norris's body.
King blocks a low kick nicely.
Norris misses with a straight right.
Nice uppercut there from King.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A shot to the liver by King. Beautiful body shot.
Norris tries a head kick but it misses.
Norris bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
King misses the body punch
and Norris counters with a straight right hand.
King ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Norris moves away.
King looks to score with a jab to the body but Norris is just out of range.
The fighters circling - King throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
King steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Norris.
Norris misses with a body kick.
King looks to score with a jab to the body but Norris is just out of range.
King throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
King swings widly with a right hand
and Norris counters with a low kick, right behind King 's knee.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Norris lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and King has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from King and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris jabs at King's body.
King thows a body shot but no joy.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
King scores with a jab to the head.
King cracks Norris with a good jab.
King scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Norris misses with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
King takes a swing at Norris's ribcage but misses.
King works the jab nicely.
King misses with a wild body shot.
Norris shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Norris throws a combination but it was largely blocked by King.
Norris paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nice uppercut lands for Norris. That snapped King's head back.
Renato King has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
King misses with a body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Chuck Norris.
Well Norris has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Chuck Norris!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Chuck Norris!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris wins by unanimous decision!
Chuck Norris thanked the fans post fight for their support.