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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alberto Tomba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snake is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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214 cm
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300 lbs
11 - 0 - 0 |
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196 cm
24
270 lbs
12 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alberto Tomba! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jake Snake! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A telegraphed right hand from Snake misses the target. Snake throws a head kick but Tomba moves out of range.
Tomba misses with a straight left. Snake misses with a hook. Snake throws a body punch but Tomba moves out of range. Snake keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tomba. Snake gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tomba.
It looks like Jake Snake has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Snake misses the shot to the body. Snake on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Tomba finds Snake's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Snake flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Tomba lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Snake will be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alberto Tomba! Alberto Tomba retains his super heavyweight title! After the big win, Alberto Tomba made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Just Fight (Shirt 6$ Shorts 8$) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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