PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nate Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters. Diaz has chosen A Day To Remember - The Downfall of Us All as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Idiot
vs
Diaz

180 cm
32
167 lbs
20 - 3 - 0

190 cm
29
163 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Great elbows
Powerful

CEC Nutrition Q160

ATTICUS BLACK

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Nate Diaz!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Shimada and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot takes one to the chin there.
Idiot loads up on a big right hand but Diaz slips the punch.
Diaz tries to clinch but Idiot moves away
and Idiot counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Idiot throws a nice looking combination but Diaz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Diaz tries to clinch there but Idiot circles away.
A punch lands to the side of Diaz 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Diaz walks into a straight right hand from Idiot.
Idiot misses with an uppercut. Diaz saw that one coming.
Diaz wants to clinch.
Diaz tries to close the distance and clinch but Idiot swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Idiot lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diaz tries to clinch
enabling Idiot to counter with a crisp jab.
Idiot swats away the attempt to clinch by Diaz.
Diaz fails with an attempt to clinch.
Idiot feints a jab promting Diaz to slip. Idiot then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Diaz slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Diaz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diaz moves forwards but Idiot connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Diaz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Idiot throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diaz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Idiot throws a hook to the side of Diaz's head but Diaz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Diaz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Idiot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Diaz is looking to clinch but Idiot is avoiding it.
Idiot connects with a single shot there.
Idiot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Idiot scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Diaz doesn't seem bothered though.
A decent looking cross lands there for Idiot.
Idiot scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Diaz is rocked!
Diaz walks straight into a perfectly timed right hook, crumpling him to the floor! Diaz is in all kinds of trouble here - can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7,8,9....10 - he's out and it's by a long way too - he didn't ever look like beating that count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
A victorious Blithering Idiot thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.