PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Batshit Datsik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexei Sidorenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Datsik comes to the cage accompanied by Lunatic Fringe. This should be a great matchup!

Datsik
vs
Sidorenko

200 cm
25
273 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

189 cm
18
282 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Untouchable Fight Nutrition
Heroic Combat Gear (Laundry service)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Batshit Datsik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alexei Sidorenko!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sidorenko darts in trying to clinch
and Datsik connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Alexei Sidorenko has been cut.
Sidorenko wants to clinch
and Datsik counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sidorenko darts in trying to clinch
and Datsik rattles Sidorenko with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Sidorenko tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Datsik dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Sidorenko stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Batshit Datsik!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Batshit Datsik made sure he mentioned Heroic Combat Gear (Laundry service), along with how happy he was to win his fight.