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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunner Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Skank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Malone comes to the cage accompanied by Jimmy Hendrix - Vodoo Child. Gunner Malone is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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187 cm
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215 lbs
14 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm
31
202 lbs
13 - 6 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gunner Malone! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thor Skank! The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Skank defending well as Malone loads up on a big left hand. Skank takes a swing at Malone's ribcage but misses. Skank throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Malone on the side of the head. Skank throws a front kick aimed at Malone's knee but Malone avoids it well. Malone wants to clinch. Malone tries to clinch but Skank is having none of it. No joy there for Malone, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Malone swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Malone throws an overhand right that lands on Skank's shoulder, as Skank tries to avoid the shot. Malone fails to land with a series of punches.
Malone avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Skank turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Malone shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's one minute gone in the round. Malone throws a lazy right hand but Skank sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Malone closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Skank trying to stall but Malone improves his position.
Malone scores with a nice hook to the head. Malone blocking some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage. The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Thor Skank. Malone throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A jab from Skank misses. Malone pushes Skank up against the cage in a clinch. Malone scores with a nice hook to the head. A right hook to the body lands for Malone.
A short right from Malone. A right handed body shot lands from Malone.
Malone lands a left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Malone lands a body punch in the clinch. Skank blocks a body shot from Malone. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Malone lands a nice shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A short right from Malone on the inside. Skank throws a punch but it's blocked by Malone. Malone lands a body shot. A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. Malone lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Skank backwards. A quick uppercut on the inside from Malone. Skank swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it. Both fighters working to control the clinch. Malone works on Skank's body with a couple of short punches. Skank looks winded! Skank swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it. Malone lands a shoulder strike. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Skank tries to stall but Malone uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A head punch on the inside from Skank fails to land. Malone has Skank pushed against the cage. A short body shot lands from Malone as the two fighters clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Malone. A quick uppercut on the inside from Malone. Skank is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. Malone lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Skank. A short left from Malone. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Malone has Skank pressed against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Malone. Malone lands with a left to the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gunner Malone dominated that round. That's time! Malone's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Malone instigates a clinch. Malone blocks an uppercut.
Skank is looking to control Malone's arms but Malone gets an underhook and turns him. Now Skank has his back to the cage. Skank is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Malone has denied him. Malone lands a right hand that snaps the head of Skank backwards. Skank doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A hook to the body from Malone.
Malone lands a nice uppercut. Malone lands a shoulder strike. Skank swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it. Malone lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Skank backwards. A nice right hand lands inside from Malone. Malone lands a body punch in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Malone lands a body shot. Skank is breathing heavily. Malone blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Skank takes a shot to the head.
Skank is rocked! Gunner Malone has scored more points in the clinch so far. Malone lands a nice uppercut. Skank is still on wobbly legs! Can Malone finish him? Malone lands a left hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Malone. A right handed body shot lands from Malone.
Malone is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Malone. Skank seems to have recovered his senses. Malone gets through Skank's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Skank is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Malone is keeping busy. Malone just leaning against Skank, taking a breather.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Malone drops Skank onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Skank is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet! A right hand to the body from Malone.
A nice right hand lands inside from Malone. Malone lands a nice shot to the body. Malone has Skank pushed against the cage. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Skank's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Malone stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A right hook to the body lands for Malone.
Malone lands a shoulder strike. A shot in the inside from Malone. Malone works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A hook to the body from Malone.
Malone is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Skank can do to turn this around? Malone throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Malone lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Malone drops Skank onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Skank is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet! This has been an exciting period of action! Malone throws a big uppercut that drops Skank! More strikes from Malone and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Skank lies dazed against the cage as Malone celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gunner Malone! Gunner Malone is the new light heavyweight champion! Jumping up and down and very excited, Gunner Malone waved his t-shirt featuring Hell's Balls Recovery (160)'s logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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