PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jacques Grande (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eysteinn H Sigur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grande's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I Drove All Night. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Eysteinn H Sigur was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Grande
vs
H Sigur

181 cm
32
198 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

185 cm
25
191 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jacques Grande!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eysteinn H Sigur!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grande throws out a powerful jab.
Jacques Grande seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sigur lands a really nice looking cross but Grande seems unphased.
A cross from Grande lands.
A shot to the liver by Grande. Beautiful body shot.
A jab from Grande does it's job there.
Grande avoids the head kick by Sigur.
Grande fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Grande throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sigur misses with a head kick.
Sigur throws a hook to the side of Grande's head but Grande sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sigur takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grande connects with a body shot that sends Sigur's belly button to the back.
Grande throws a big shot that misses.
Grande lands an overhand right.
Grande walks into a left hand.
Good exchange - Grande coming out on top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sigur. Grande does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grande misses with a hook. Sigur ducked under it nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Grande. Those never looked like landing.
Grande ducks under a wild hook from Sigur.
Grande misses the shot to the body.
Sigur slips a jab and a cross from Grande.
Grande throws a right and a left that Sigur avoids nicely.
Sigur with a lazy takedown attempt
and Grande counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sigur thinking.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Sigur is defended easily by Grande.
Grande steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sigur.

Sigur tries to sprawl but Grande drives through with a takedown into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grande is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Grande is taking a breather. Sigur says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Grande is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grande is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Grande not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Grande lands with a punch from half guard.

Sigur looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Sigur won't allow Grande to pass to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Grande in particular looking to stall.
Grande misses with a head shot. Sigur uses the momentum to regain guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grande slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Grande makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Grande scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Grande is pushing down on Sigur's leg trying to pass to half guard. Sigur is fighting to maintain full guard but Grande has managed to sneak the leg through.
Grande lands with a punch from half guard.

Sigur is rocked!
Grande is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Sigur is still in real trouble! Can Grande finish him?

Grande is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Grande lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Grande not doing much here.
Grande winds up and cracks Sigur with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grande lands strikes from half guard.
Grande scores with a big shot! Sigur's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Sigur! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jacques Grande!
A victorious Jacques Grande thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.