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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ray Olhoffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Bleh Wha told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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277 lbs
20 - 16 - 0 |
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300 lbs
14 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ray Olhoffer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Seu Braga and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Olhoffer cracks Wha with a good jab.
Wha fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Olhoffer, pushing him back against the cage.
Olhoffer misses with a punch on the inside.
Wha misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wha gets through Olhoffer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Olhoffer can't break the clinch.
Olhoffer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wha misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wha misses with a punch on the inside.
Wha misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Wha fails to land.
Olhoffer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Olhoffer misses with a straight right.
Olhoffer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wha.
Wha tries to clinch up but Olhoffer circles away and keeps his distance.
Olhoffer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice defenses there by Olhoffer.
Wha gets in close and instigates a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Olhoffer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wha looks to land a left hand but Olhoffer moved out of range nicely.
Wha uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Olhoffer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha catches Olhoffer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Olhoffer drops his hands momentarily and Wha takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
It looks like Ray Olhoffer has been cut.
Olhoffer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wha.
Bleh Wha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wha, as that shot connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wha misses with a lunging right hand
and Olhoffer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wha looks to throw the jab but Olhoffer is out of range.
Wha dodges the punch combination from Olhoffer.
Wha misses with a left hand
and Olhoffer counters with a nice uppercut.
Wha tries to close the distance and clinch but Olhoffer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wha is looking to clinch but Olhoffer is avoiding it.
Olhoffer throws a hook but Wha avoids it easily.
Wha misses with a wild combination.
Wha looks to throw the jab but Olhoffer is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Olhoffer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Wha throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Olhoffer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wha throws an off balance right hand
and Olhoffer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wha gets a clinch.
Olhoffer blocks an uppercut.
Wha lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wha tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wha tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Wha on the inside.
Wha misses with some punches.
Olhoffer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wha manages to break the clinch.
Olhoffer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wha missing with a left hand there. Olhoffer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Olhoffer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wha throws out the jab.
Olhoffer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wha's head backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha lands a jab to the head.
Wha feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Olhoffer sprawling to the canvas! Olhoffer rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Wha finish him?!
Olhoffer is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wha shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sloppy strikes from Olhoffer. Those never looked like landing.
Wha has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wha prevents Olhoffer from breaking the clinch.
A short right from Wha.
Wha misses with some punches.
Wha breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A big left from Wha misses.
Wha throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wha misses with the head strike.
Wha has Olhoffer pressed against the cage, preventing Olhoffer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Olhoffer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Olhoffer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wha swings widly with a right hand
and Olhoffer counters with a nice body shot.
Olhoffer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Wha counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Olhoffer misses with a wild body shot.
Wha tries to clinch up
letting Olhoffer counter with a right hand.
Wha scores with a jab to the head.
Olhoffer's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wha under the eye.
Olhoffer defending well as Wha loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wha misses with a two punch combination.
Olhoffer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wha.
Olhoffer blocks a jab.
Wha misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ray Olhoffer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Wha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wha might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Olhoffer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wha's head backwards.
Wha paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Olhoffer misses with a two punch combination.
Wha tries to clinch up.
Olhoffer throws a series of punches but Wha moves out of range.
Olhoffer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wha throws a right hand that misses
and Olhoffer counters with a left and a right that stings Wha.
Wha misses with a lunging right hand
and Olhoffer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bleh Wha seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wha misses with a few strikes there.
Wha misses with a straight right.
A punch combination from Olhoffer misses.
Olhoffer ducks under a wild hook from Wha.
Olhoffer with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wha to score with a decent uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Olhoffer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wha misses with a left hand
and Olhoffer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wha lands with an uppercut that bounces Olhoffer off the cage and back into range.
Wha throws a right and a left that Olhoffer avoids nicely.
Wha tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Olhoffer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Olhoffer throws a jab when Wha was well out of range.
Nice defenses there by Olhoffer.
Wha uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Olhoffer.
Olhoffer circles away from the clinch attempt
and Olhoffer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wha moves into the clinch successfully.
Olhoffer blocks an uppercut.
Olhoffer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wha gets through Olhoffer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wha lands a right hand.
Wha lands a shoulder strike.
Olhoffer blocking some punches.
Olhoffer breaks from the clinch.
Wha drops Olhoffer with a beautiful combination! Olhoffer stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Wha is looking for the KO!
Wha throws a series of punches but Olhoffer moves out of range.
Olhoffer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wha was well out of range. Poor timing from Olhoffer.
Wha lands a jab.
Wha throws a jab when Olhoffer was well out of range.
Olhoffer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wha on the side of the head.
Wha misses with a two punch combination.
Wha is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wha connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olhoffer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jab, jab by Olhoffer - just one landing.
Ray Olhoffer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Olhoffer staying out of range there.
Wha looks to land a right hand but Olhoffer moved out of range.
Wha throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Olhoffer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Olhoffer connects with a looping right hand.
Olhoffer cracks a nice hook into Wha's ribs.
Wha is breathing heavily.
Wha throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Olhoffer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jab, jab by Olhoffer - just one landing.
Olhoffer misses with a double jab.
Olhoffer feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Wha sprawling to the canvas! Wha rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Olhoffer finish him?!
Wha is rocked!
Wha misses with a hook. Olhoffer ducked under it nicely.
Wha is still on wobbly legs! Can Olhoffer finish him?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wha misses with a hook. Olhoffer ducked under it nicely.
Wha seems to have recovered his senses.
Jab by Wha.
Wha misses with a looping left.
Wha takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Some wild striking there from Olhoffer.
Olhoffer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A swing and a miss from Wha.
Olhoffer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Wha on the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Olhoffer misses with a series of wild punches.
Olhoffer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wha at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Ray Olhoffer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ray Olhoffer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Wha drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wha misses with a hook
and Olhoffer counters with a nice right hand that sends Wha toppling to the canvas! Wha scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Olhoffer finish him?!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wha misses with an uppercut.
Wha misses with a lunging right hand
and Olhoffer counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ray Olhoffer!
Ray Olhoffer retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath Ray Olhoffer thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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