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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Boris Cekada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Boris Cekada!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cekada tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McWeakhands swivels and escapes.
A solid leg kick lands there for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a front kick aimed at Cekada's knee but Cekada avoids it well.
Cekada throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McWeakhands's waist but McWeakhands gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cekada off to one side.
Cekada lands a nice hook to McWeakhands's body. McWeakhands takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cekada misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWeakhands fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cekada.
Cekada wants to clinch up but McWeakhands keeps it at a distance.
McWeakhands slips under a jab.
McWeakhands throws out a loose jab but Cekada uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands lands a nice hook to Cekada's body. Cekada takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
McWeakhands uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cekada.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
McWeakhands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Cekada misses.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cekada manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut there from Cekada.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWeakhands slips under a jab from Cekada.
McWeakhands lands a right hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cekada's corner calls for a 1-2. Cekada obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Cekada lands a jab to the head.
McWeakhands scores with a leg kick.
McWeakhands misses with a body kick.
McWeakhands looks to throw the jab but Cekada is out of range.
A good leg kick by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cekada rather than just go for the knockout.
Cekada has closed the distance and engaged McWeakhands in a clinch.
McWeakhands tries a body shot but Cekada blocks it.
Cekada swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cekada misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cekada lands with a left to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Cekada fails to land.
Cekada tries to pull guard but McWeakhands won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boris Cekada. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McWeakhands softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cekada tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. McWeakhands just stands there and leans against the cage.
McWeakhands lands with a short shot to the head.
Cekada prevents a body shot from McWeakhands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cekada.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cekada effectively controlling the action here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cekada.
McWeakhands lands a nice uppercut.
Cekada manages to break the clinch.
Cekada connects with a nice looking jab.
Cekada tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. McWeakhands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McWeakhands throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cekada is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWeakhands.
Cekada is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cekada has a takedown stuffed.
McWeakhands shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cekada fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McWeakhands misses with a looping right.
Cekada takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cekada takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands has managed to clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cekada.
McWeakhands keeps control of Cekada as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
McWeakhands lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cekada backwards.
Cekada is trying to pull guard but McWeakhands turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Cekada softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McWeakhands lands a body punch.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
A short left from Cekada.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands gets through Cekada's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cekada drops down looking for an ankle pick but McWeakhands pulls his leg out and moves away.
McWeakhands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cekada.
McWeakhands is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands wants to land a leg kick but Cekada is out of range.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cekada.
McWeakhands wants to land a leg kick but Cekada is out of range.
McWeakhands throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cekada sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cekada catches McWeakhands with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A jab lands there for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws out a leg kick but Cekada moves out of range and McWeakhands only half commits.
Cekada takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cekada lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWeakhands checks a low kick from Cekada.
Cekada shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Cekada.
Cekada throws a right hand that McWeakhands ducks under and follows up with a left that McWeakhands also avoids with ease.
Cekada plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
McWeakhands misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dumbass McWeakhands will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
McWeakhands throws a big shot that misses.
Cekada avoids the head kick by McWeakhands.
Cekada throws a hook but McWeakhands blocks it.
McWeakhands takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McWeakhands circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cekada misses with a straight right.
McWeakhands throws a low kick, looking for Cekada's leg but Cekada calmly moves out of range.
Cekada needs to keep his hands up - McWeakhands had a free shot at his head there.
Cekada slips a straight right by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands cracks a nice hook into Cekada's ribs.
A slow jab from McWeakhands misses its intended target.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Cekada does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cekada.
McWeakhands throws a head kick but Cekada moves out of range.
McWeakhands stuffs the takedown attempt from Cekada. Cekada gets slowly back to his feet.
McWeakhands blocks a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cekada throws a jab when McWeakhands was well out of range.
McWeakhands cracks a nice hook into Cekada's ribs.
Cekada throws a lazy uppercut
enabling McWeakhands to counter with a crisp jab.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick that knocks Cekada off balance momentarily.
Cekada throws a head kick that misses.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Cekada moves out of range easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for McWeakhands.
Cekada throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cekada takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWeakhands tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cekada is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McWeakhands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cekada blocks a jab.
McWeakhands tries to work over Cekada's front leg with a kick but Cekada checks it.
McWeakhands misses with a left hand
enabling Cekada to counter with a crisp jab.
McWeakhands getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick that knocks Cekada off balance momentarily.
McWeakhands fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the strikes.
McWeakhands tries to score with a low kick but Cekada moves his leg out of the way.
A clash of legs there as Cekada blocks the low kick.
Both fighters circling a little - McWeakhands finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A shot to the liver by McWeakhands. Beautiful body shot.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Cekada moves out of range.
McWeakhands buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McWeakhands tries to land a leg kick but Cekada saw it coming and moves away.
McWeakhands looks to throw the jab but Cekada is out of range.
McWeakhands keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cekada stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cekada has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cekada misses with the combination.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Cekada. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that half lands.
McWeakhands moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McWeakhands is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cekada fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McWeakhands checks it well.
McWeakhands looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McWeakhands lands a body shot.
Cekada looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
An inside leg kick lands from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Cekada moves out of range easily.
McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cekada.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cekada is able to avoid easily.
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut.
Cekada tries to work over McWeakhands's front leg with a kick but McWeakhands checks it.
McWeakhands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cekada at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cekada closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming McWeakhands to the mat! McWeakhands manages to get full guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Cekada in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McWeakhands wants to sweep but no luck.
McWeakhands has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Cekada looking to sit in guard and control but McWeakhands gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cekada throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Cekada's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
McWeakhands loads up on a big right hand but Cekada slips the punch.
A jab from Cekada misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands scores with a jab.
Cekada plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Cekada checks a leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Cekada misses.
McWeakhands lands with an overhand left.
Cekada has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cekada there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWeakhands is looking to clinch.
Cekada pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McWeakhands gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cekada is trying to break the clinch but McWeakhands has him pressed against the cage.
McWeakhands lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cekada misses with a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands stalling in the clinch but Cekada improves position.
Cekada doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cekada working hard to break the clinch.
Cekada is trying to break free.
Cekada tries to throw a body punch but McWeakhands avoids it by throwing Cekada back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by McWeakhands.
Cekada fails to pull guard.
Cekada lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Cekada swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cekada jumps guard but McWeakhands stands there with Cekada around his waist. Cekada gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McWeakhands is trying to maintain a safe position but Cekada gets an underhook and turns McWeakhands into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.
Cekada lands with a light punch inside.
Cekada goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McWeakhands pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cekada tries a knee to the head but McWeakhands blocks it.
Cekada jumps guard but McWeakhands stands there with Cekada around his waist. Cekada gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boris Cekada. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head punch on the inside from Cekada fails to land.
Knees to the body from McWeakhands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from McWeakhands on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.
Cekada has a couple of punches blocked by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws an elbow but it's blocked.
McWeakhands creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cekada's defenses.
It looks like Boris Cekada has been cut.
McWeakhands's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McWeakhands lands a really nice looking cross but Cekada seems unphased.
McWeakhands throws the kick towards the body but Cekada avoids it.
McWeakhands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cekada.
Cekada on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cekada tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. McWeakhands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands with a jab.
Cekada takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWeakhands lands with an overhand left.
McWeakhands throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cekada stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McWeakhands dips to his left and cracks Cekada with an uppercut!
McWeakhands keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nice defenses there by Cekada.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick.
McWeakhands thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boris Cekada has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWeakhands throws a chopping leg kick but Cekada manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McWeakhands tests Cekada's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cekada tries to work over McWeakhands's front leg with a kick but McWeakhands checks it.
McWeakhands wants to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands with a straight right. Cekada didn't see that one coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cekada.
McWeakhands fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cekada has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWeakhands works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
McWeakhands punishes Cekada's body with a nice straight punch.
McWeakhands keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jab by Cekada.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. Cekada looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cekada is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McWeakhands takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McWeakhands lands with a nice body punch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dumbass McWeakhands comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McWeakhands winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dumbass McWeakhands!
An out of breath Dumbass McWeakhands thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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