PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duncan McAlister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cookie Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Cookie Monster Eating Cookie. Monster has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Cookie Monster has the eye of the tiger tonight.

McAlister
vs
Monster

210 cm
28
286 lbs
17 - 10 - 2

179 cm
33
227 lbs
24 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Duncan McAlister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Cookie Monster!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McAlister throws a hook but Monster avoids it easily.
Monster looks winded!
McAlister lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McAlister ducks under a wild hook from Monster.
McAlister looks for the body kick but Monster saw that one coming.
McAlister fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Monster.
McAlister lands with a good body shot.
McAlister misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McAlister shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
McAlister changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice leg kick lands there from McAlister.
McAlister darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Monster avoids a punch combination nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for McAlister.
McAlister throws a head kick that half lands.
McAlister scores with a nice strike.
McAlister throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Monster looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McAlister stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McAlister throws a hook to the side of Monster's head but Monster sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McAlister scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McAlister is looking to chop away at Monster's legs.
A jab lands there for McAlister.
McAlister misses with the combination.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Monster crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McAlister - the referee stops the clock and Monster gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McAlister. Monster manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McAlister lands with a shot to the body.
McAlister connects with a crisp jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McAlister, as that shot connected.
McAlister throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Monster sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McAlister scores with a punch to the head.
Duncan McAlister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McAlister thuds his right hand into Monster's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Monster moves out of range as McAlister strikes.
Monster walks into a left hand.

Monster is rocked!
Monster moves away from the strike by McAlister.
Monster is still on wobbly legs! Can McAlister finish him?
Monster takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monster moves away from the strike by McAlister.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! McAlister has cracked Monster with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! McAlister lands another huge swinging hook and Monster tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Monster, before McAlister can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Duncan McAlister!
Duncan McAlister thanked the fans post fight for their support.