PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Dunca (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Otto The Schlong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Dunca
vs
The Schlong

178 cm
25
150 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

180 cm
18
150 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Dunca!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Otto The Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Alyssa Summers and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dunca lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Schlong circles away quickly and effectively.
The Schlong shoots in but Dunca avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dunca jabs The Schlong right on the nose. The Schlong blinks but takes it well.
The Schlong doesn't manage to clinch there - Dunca circles away.
Dunca throws a series of strikes that have The Schlong backpedaling.
The Schlong showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dunca.
Dunca scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The Schlong misses with a two punch combination.
The Schlong on the wrong end of a nice hook.

The Schlong is rocked!

Dunca closes the distance and pushes The Schlong back into the cage.
The Schlong is still on wobbly legs! Can Dunca finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dunca creates a bit of space for himself and rocks The Schlong with a big uppercut! The Schlong tries to clinch up but Dunca pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples The Schlong to the mat! The Schlong covers up and Dunca unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ron Dunca!