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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Cancer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gable The Table (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dick Cancer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gable The Table!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cancer throws a head kick that misses
and The Table makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The Table moves out of range as Cancer throws a body kick.
Cancer throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Cancer scores with a nice head shot.
It looks like Gable The Table has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cancer misses with a head kick.
The Table wants to slow Cancer down by chopping away at his legs.
A punch lands to the side of Cancer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
It looks like Dick Cancer has been cut.
The Table avoids a kick to the body.
The Table is looking to land body kicks.
Cancer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cancer checks a low kick from The Table.
Cancer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cancer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cancer misses the shot to the body.
The Table misses with a low kick.
Cancer throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The Table looks winded!
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Table takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A head kick misses from The Table.
The Table moves out of range of the body kick from Cancer.
Cancer misses with a body shot.
Cancer scores with a head kick. The Table tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Cancer.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cancer pushes The Table away with a front kick.
Cancer lands a big uppercut and The Table crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but The Table looks OK. Cancer waves The Table back to his feet!
The Table is rocked!
Cancer misses with a body kick.
The Table is still on wobbly legs! Can Cancer finish him?
That kick from Cancer tenderised The Table's leg. The Table is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Table seems to have recovered his senses.
The Table avoids the head kick by Cancer.
Cancer scores with a hook to the body. The Table takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cancer just misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer tries to land a front kick but The Table steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cancer misses with a body kick.
Cancer misses with a body shot.
Cancer lands a leg kick that knocks The Table off balance momentarily.
Cancer misses with a kick to the body.
The Table moves out of range of the body kick from Cancer.
The Table takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
The Table throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cancer blocks the body kick.
The Table with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cancer to score with a decent uppercut.
That has opened up Gable The Table's cut even more.
Cancer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Cancer thumps The Table with a low kick.
Cancer tries to land a front kick but The Table steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The Table moves out of range as Cancer throws a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Table throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Table keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cancer scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cancer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cancer scores with a sloppy right hand. The Table should have avoided that one.
Cancer lands a jab to the nose.
The Table attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The Table avoids a kick to the body.
The Table avoids the head kick by Cancer.
The Table takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cancer scores with a push kick.
Cancer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cancer looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Table tries to score with a low kick but Cancer moves his leg out of the way.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Table throws a head kick but Cancer moves out of range.
The Table throws a solid leg kick but Cancer takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Table.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Table throws a head kick but Cancer moves out of range.
Crunch! Cancer slams his shin into The Table's torso.
Cancer fakes the leg kick and cracks The Table in the body.
Cancer lands a slapping body shot.
Cancer looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
An inside leg kick lands from Cancer.
The Table has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Cancer.
Cancer throws a body punch but The Table moves out of range.
Cancer misses with a kick to the body.
Cancer misses with a leg kick.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
The Table avoids a kick to the body.
A head kick from The Table lands but Cancer takes it in his stride.
The Table scoring well with a low kick there.
Cancer throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The Table on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The Table takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cancer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Table. That did some damage!
Cancer lands a nice looking body kick.
Cancer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cancer thows a body shot but no joy.
The Table is looking to chop away at Cancer's legs.
The Table gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
The Table takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Table misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cancer throws a half hearted mid kick.
The Table throws a leg kick but Cancer moved away.
Cancer connects with a leg kick. The Table looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cancer thuds his shin into the meat of The Table's side.
The Table looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The Table motions for Cancer to come forward. The Table throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cancer thumps The Table with a low kick.
The Table's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The Table uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Cancer needs to keep his hands up - The Table had a free shot at his head there.
Cancer blocks a low kick nicely.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Cancer throws a front kick that sends The Table stumbling back into the cage.
Cancer connects with a high kick.
Cancer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from The Table.
A left lands for The Table.
The Table throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cancer, as that shot connected.
Cancer throws a wild body kick that The Table sees coming a mile off.
Cancer avoids a kick to the body.
Cancer misses with a body kick.
Cancer throws a body punch but The Table moves out of range.
Cancer throws a body kick that misses.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The Table steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
The Table does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The Table looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
The Table blocks a head kick by Cancer.
The Table lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The Table thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cancer if he has to take too many more of those.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Table throws a body punch but Cancer moves out of range.
Nice body kick from Cancer.
A head kick misses from The Table.
Cancer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cancer is looking to wear down The Table with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Table walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cancer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cancer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Table with a jab.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Cancer avoids the head kick by The Table.
The Table blocks a head kick by Cancer.
Cancer blocks a head kick by The Table.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cancer lands a head kick!
Cancer moves out of range of the leg kick from The Table.
The Table throws a leg kick but Cancer moved away.
Cancer throws a good cross that connects.
The Table throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cancer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Table takes a kick to the side of the head.
The Table tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Table throws a big shot that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Cancer dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Cancer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cancer is looking to land body kicks.
The Table is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The Table tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cancer scores with a push kick.
The Table throws a hook but Cancer avoids it easily.
Cancer throws a sloppy head kick and The Table moves out of range easily.
Cancer throws a head kick that misses.
Nice body kick from Cancer.
Cancer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Table's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cancer lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Cancer cracks The Table with a good jab.
Cancer connects with a body shot that sends The Table's belly button to the back.
Cancer lands with a good body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Table blocks the body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cancer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cancer misses with a head kick.
The Table misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Table blocks a head kick by Cancer.
Cancer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cancer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Table lands with a shot to the body.
Cancer lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The Table pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Table on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cancer. Cancer obviously looking to wear him down.
Cancer swings for the body but The Table moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cancer checks a leg kick.
The Table keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Table works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The Table lands a jab to Cancer's midsection.
Cancer lands a front kick.
The Table throws a sloppy head kick and Cancer moves out of range easily.
Cancer moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The Table attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Cancer bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The Table misses with a looping right.
The Table feints and then cracks Cancer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cancer down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cancer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The Table on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Table lands a head kick!
Cancer throws a head kick but The Table moves out of range.
Cancer looks to land a body kick but The Table moved away.
The Table attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The Table buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cancer misses with a body kick.
Cancer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Table. The Table obviously looking to wear him down.
Dick Cancer is winning the standup battle so far.
A decent looking body kick lands there for The Table.
Cancer throws a push kick but The Table slaps the foot to one side.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but The Table might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Cancer has got the better of the exchanges.
Cancer looks to land a body kick but The Table moved away.
Cancer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Table can do to turn this around?
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Table moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Table scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Table throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cancer.
Cancer avoids the body shot from The Table.
Cancer throws a head kick but The Table moves out of range.
A head kick by The Table misses
and Cancer counters with a right hand to the body.
Nice defenses there by The Table.
The Table turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cancer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Table.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Table moves away.
The Table throws a lazy right hand but Cancer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Table steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Cancer. That one must have hurt.
The Table fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cancer checks it well.
Cancer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Cancer throws a body punch but The Table moves out of range.
Cancer misses with a kick to the body
and The Table counters with a nice body kick.
The Table lands a leg kick that knocks Cancer off balance momentarily.
Cancer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cancer misses with a head kick.
The Table connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Table throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cancer checks a leg kick nicely.
Cancer stuns The Table with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Table misses with a low kick.
Cancer throws a sloppy head kick and The Table moves out of range easily.
The Table connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for The Table.
The Table tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cancer misses with a body kick.
The Table pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cancer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cancer throws a nice inside leg kick.
The Table throws a sloppy head kick and Cancer moves out of range easily.
Cancer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Table moves away.
The Table swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cancer.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The Table fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cancer looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
The Table thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Table throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cancer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cancer looks for the body kick but The Table saw that one coming.
The Table misses with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from The Table misses the target.
Cancer lands a nice shot to the body.
The Table scores with a body shot.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Cancer.
Cancer misses with a body kick.
The Table blocks a leg kick.
The Table finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Table throws a leg kick but Cancer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The Table pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cancer throws a push kick but The Table slaps the foot to one side.
The Table jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cancer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Table connects with a solid leg kick.
Cancer scores with a head kick.
Cancer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Table.
The Table goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The Table takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The Table throws a head kick that misses.
Cancer throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Cancer moves out of range as The Table strikes.
Cancer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Table counters with a thumping low kick.
The Table motions for Cancer to come forward. The Table throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cancer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Table keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Table scores with a nice body kick.
Nice uppercut there from The Table.
The Table throws a front kick aimed at Cancer's knee but Cancer avoids it well.
The Table wants to land a leg kick but Cancer is out of range.
Nice body kick from Cancer.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A swing and a miss from The Table.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cancer.
Gable The Table has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cancer misses with a low kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dick Cancer.
Well Cancer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 20:18
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 20:18
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 20:18
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Cancer!
Dick Cancer is the new super heavyweight champion!
A victorious Dick Cancer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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