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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long John Beardhook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson comes to the cage accompanied by The Town by Macklemore. Beardhook is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Seamus. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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285 lbs
20 - 16 - 1 |
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284 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordan Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Long John Beardhook!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beardhook misses with a body shot.
Johnson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A head kick misses from Beardhook.
Long John Beardhook seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice leg kick lands there from Beardhook.
Johnson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Johnson digs a good body shot into Beardhook's ribs.
Johnson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Johnson connects with a body shot that sends Beardhook's belly button to the back.
Beardhook fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johnson manages to avoid it.
Johnson defending well as Beardhook loads up on a big left hand.
Johnson connects with a jab.
Beardhook throws a leg kick but Johnson checks it.
Beardhook moves away from the strike by Johnson.
Beardhook tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johnson was well out of range. Poor timing from Beardhook.
Beardhook swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beardhook throws out a loose jab but Johnson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beardhook scores with a jab to the jaw.
Beardhook throws a hook but Johnson avoids it easily.
Beardhook swings widly with a right hand
and Johnson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Johnson.
Beardhook is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Johnson blocks a body shot from Beardhook.
A short right from Beardhook on the inside.
Beardhook blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Johnson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Johnson working aggressively here.
Beardhook goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Beardhook is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Johnson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Beardhook backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johnson can't find room to land a body shot as Beardhook controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Johnson.
Beardhook tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Johnson lands an uppercut.
Johnson blocks a body shot from Beardhook.
Johnson throws a head punch that misses.
Johnson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short uppercut from Johnson.
Johnson misses with the head strike.
Beardhook misses with a punch to the body.
Johnson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Beardhook backwards.
Beardhook blocks a body shot from Johnson.
Johnson pushes Beardhook back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beardhook goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson lands a shoulder strike.
Beardhook is rocked!
Johnson breaks the clinch.
Beardhook is still on wobbly legs! Can Johnson finish him?
Beardhook bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Johnson comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Beardhook falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Beardhook was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jordan Johnson!
A relieved looking Jordan Johnson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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