PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Dunowevil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jethro Savage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dunowevil's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, If You're Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dunowevil
vs
Savage

194 cm
29
221 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

185 cm
28
211 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Granite chin

Legion of Pain Nutrition

GTI - 1337 sponsors VERSUS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Roger Dunowevil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Jethro Savage!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Bruno Lombardi and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dunowevil digs a good hook to Savage's body.
Dunowevil fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Savage looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Savage throws a lazy uppercut
and Dunowevil counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dunowevil misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dunowevil throws out a powerful jab.
Dunowevil connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Savage momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dunowevil wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dunowevil.
Dunowevil takes one on the button.
Savage moves out of range of the leg kick from Dunowevil.
Dunowevil throws a front kick aimed at Savage's knee but Savage avoids it well.
Dunowevil digs a good hook to Savage's body.
Dunowevil looks to land a combination. Savage sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Roger Dunowevil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Savage sizes up Dunowevil with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Savage fails with a takedown attempt.
Dunowevil is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Savage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dunowevil loads up on a big right hand but Savage slips the punch.
Savage keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dunowevil.
Savage blocks a jab.
Dunowevil throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Savage counter with a right hand.
Dunowevil moves away from the strike by Savage.
Roger Dunowevil is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Savage takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Savage takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Savage stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dunowevil.
Dunowevil throws a shot to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dunowevil, right into the meat.
Savage throws an overhand right that lands on Dunowevil's shoulder, as Dunowevil tries to avoid the shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A looping hook to the body misses from Savage. Dunowevil does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Savage misses the target.
Dunowevil connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Savage momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Savage throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Savage avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dunowevil lands a body shot.
Dunowevil works Savage's body with a nice hook.
Nice straight punches there by Dunowevil. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dunowevil.
Dunowevil misses with a straight left.
Dunowevil throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dunowevil throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dunowevil uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dunowevil lands a nice looking body shot.
Dunowevil just misses with a punch to the body.
Savage takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Savage throws a hook but Dunowevil blocks it.
Savage falls off balance throwing a combination

and Dunowevil counters with a crisp one two that drops Savage! Dunowevil thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Savage to his feet! Savage is in big trouble!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dunowevil throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Savage looks winded!
Dunowevil looks to score with a jab to the body but Savage is just out of range.
Dunowevil motions for Savage to come forward. Dunowevil throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Savage has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dunowevil.
Dunowevil digs a good body shot into Savage's ribs.
Savage has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Savage there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dunowevil misses with a series of wild punches.
Savage drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dunowevil throws a sloppy body shot
and Savage counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Dunowevil throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dunowevil swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Savage to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dunowevil uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dunowevil is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dunowevil wants to slow Savage down by chopping away at his legs.
Dunowevil is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dunowevil looks to score with a jab to the body but Savage is just out of range.
Dunowevil throws a hook but Savage blocks it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dunowevil.
Dunowevil chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Savage getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dunowevil listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A big right from Dunowevil misses.
Dunowevil thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dunowevil connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Savage is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dunowevil walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Savage drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Dunowevil swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Savage's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roger Dunowevil!
Roger Dunowevil very nearly forgot to thank Syndicate Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.