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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonah Hex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Kamehameha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hex comes into the arena with The Black Keys - Lonely Boy blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that King Kamehameha was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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194 cm
27
255 lbs
13 - 4 - 0 |
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194 cm
31
268 lbs
14 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jonah Hex! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, King Kamehameha! The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Daniel Blasius and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hex lands with an uppercut that bounces Kamehameha off the cage and back into range. Kamehameha throws a front kick aimed at Hex's knee but Hex avoids it well. Kamehameha plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Kamehameha instigates a clinch. Hex with a knee to the head.
It looks like King Kamehameha has been cut. Hex using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kamehameha has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hex scores with a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Hex tries to land a knee to the head but Kamehameha blocks with his arms.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. Hex has Kamehameha pressed against the cage, preventing Kamehameha from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Hex tries to land knees in the clinch but Kamehameha avoids the damage to the body. Kamehameha wants to stall.
Hex unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kamehameha looks winded! Hex tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Hex lands an elbow inside. Hex looking to throw knees to the head but Kamehameha is blocking nicely.
Kamehameha misses with a punch to the body.
Hex missing with knees to the body.
Kamehameha trying to control the position but instead, Hex has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kamehameha into the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hex with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Hex is struggling to control the position. Kamehameha takes a knee to the side of the body. Hex's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Hex lands a nice elbow. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Hex lands a good knee to the midsection. Kamehameha won't want to take too many of those. Hex is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. Hex scores a nice knee to the body.
Hex throws a knee to the head but misses.
Hex lands a damaging elbow.
That has opened up King Kamehameha's cut even more. Hex scores a nice knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hex looking to throw knees to the head but Kamehameha is blocking nicely.
Hex is pushing Kamehameha up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. Hex crunches a lovely knee into Kamehameha's ribcage. Knees to the body from Hex.
Hex lands an elbow that stopped Kamehameha in his tracks for a moment.
King Kamehameha's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters. Hex is stalling here.
Hex utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Hex lands a nice knee to the body. Nice elbow from Hex.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at King Kamehameha's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jonah Hex! Jonah Hex bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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