PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daigon Kins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes into the arena with I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Kins's choice of entrance music: . Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Jeremy
vs
Kins

175 cm
29
145 lbs
18 - 5 - 0

175 cm
27
151 lbs
14 - 2 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Daigon Kins!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jeremy throws a leg kick that misses.
Kins tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Kins.
Jeremy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kins.
Kins tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kins lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jeremy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kins cracks the inside of Jeremy's front leg.
Kins takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A right hand to the body from Kins.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jeremy swings wildly with an uppercut but Kins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jeremy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jeremy is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Kins pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Jeremy on the inside.
Kins lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kins just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jeremy's brow.
Kins misses with an elbow over the top.
With the fighters up against the cage, Kins throws an elbow but misses.
Kins comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A bit of stalling here from Jeremy.
Kins pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeremy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kins blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy swings wildly with an uppercut but Kins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jeremy tries to land a knee to the head but Kins blocks with his arms.
Kins lands with a light punch inside.
Jeremy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kins.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kins.
Kins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jeremy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kins lands a shoulder strike.
Kins lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jeremy.
Kins throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy lands a nice uppercut.
Good body shot from Kins.
Kins lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Jeremy breaks from the clinch.
Jeremy digs a good hook to Kins's body.
Jeremy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jeremy connects with an inside leg kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jeremy.
Kins on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kins is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy misses the body punch
and Kins counters with a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jeremy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kins has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kins and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kins lands a nice hook to Jeremy's body. Jeremy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A head kick misses from Jeremy.
Kins tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Jeremy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kins tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kins misses with a looping left.
Jeremy throws a front kick aimed at Kins's knee but Kins avoids it well.
Kins throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jeremy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kins misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Good leg kick by Jeremy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jeremy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jeremy is looking to wear down Kins with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kins connects with a nice looking jab.
Kins lands a front kick.
Kins throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kins checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kins misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jeremy counters with a left to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kins takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jeremy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kins has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kins and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jeremy throws a sloppy head kick and Kins moves out of range easily.
Kins throws out a powerful jab.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kins lands a slapping body shot.
Kins lands a jab to the head.
Kins misses with a looping left.
Jeremy wants to land a leg kick but Kins is out of range.
Jeremy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kins checks it well.
Kins lands with a good body shot.
Kins fails with an attempt to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kins lands a jab.
Kins throws a big shot that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Daigon Kins dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jeremy blocks the body kick.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Kins thuds his shin into the meat of Jeremy's side.
Daigon Kins seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kins throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kins takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kins throws out a leg kick but Jeremy moves out of range and Kins only half commits.

Kins moves into the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Kins throws an elbow but misses.
Kins blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike from Kins.

Jeremy has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Kins uses from the top position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Kins sitting in guard here, content to control.
Jeremy is controlling Kins's posture.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kins is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing Kins from controlling successfully.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Daigon Kins was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Kins takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kins scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
An inside leg kick from Kins misses.

Kins clinches up with Jeremy and pushes him back against the cage.
Kins misses with an elbow over the top.
Kins lands an elbow inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jeremy.
Kins lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jeremy is working for takedown but Kins is calmly controlling the position for now.
Kins lands a right hand.
Kins throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kins fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kins lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
Jeremy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jeremy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jeremy takes a shot to the head.
Jeremy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

Jeremy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy throws the kick towards the body but Kins avoids it.
Good leg kick by Jeremy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jeremy throws a front kick aimed at Kins's knee but Kins avoids it well.

Kins closes the distance and clinches.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike from Kins.
Jeremy dodges an elbow strike from Kins.
Jeremy lands a nice shot to the body.
Kins lands with a left to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to land a knee to the head but Kins blocks with his arms.
Jeremy dodges an elbow strike from Kins.
Kins tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kins's elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kins.
Jeremy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Jeremy fails to land.

Jeremy has Kins pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Jeremy pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Kins tumbling to the mat - Jeremy dives into Kins's guard.
Kins controls Jeremy momentarily but Jeremy frees himself.
Kins is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy trying to control but Kins is working from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jeremy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kins is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Kins keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.
Jeremy is looking to work some ground and pound but Kins has wrist control.
Jeremy seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

The ref stands the fighters back up. Ron Jeremy wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Jeremy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Kins is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Jeremy misses the body punch
and Kins counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jeremy's knee momentarily.
Jeremy throws a head kick but Kins moves out of range.
Jeremy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kins.
Kins tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Kins.
Jeremy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kins's head.
Kins is looking to land body kicks.
Kins looks to throw the jab but Jeremy is out of range.
Kins tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Kins.
Kins throws a looping overhand right but Jeremy ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Kins misses.

Jeremy closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kins's guard.
Jeremy trying to control but Kins is working from the bottom.
Jeremy trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Kins manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Jeremy trying to control the position here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kins wants to stand but Jeremy has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Jeremy controls Kins momentarily but Kins frees himself.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Jeremy controlling the position.

Jeremy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kins trying to control the position from guard on top but Jeremy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kins pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jeremy is keeping the position for now.
Kins postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy has his foot on Kins's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kins works his way back into a safe position though.
Kins sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Kins got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jeremy has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kins has managed to get both his arms back between Jeremy's legs - danger averted.
Jeremy looking to control.
Kins showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

Jeremy is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Jeremy wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Jeremy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kins gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kins trying to control the position from guard on top but Jeremy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kins is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Kins slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Daigon Kins wasn't active enough on the ground.

Kins clinches.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike.
Kins throws an elbow but it misses.
Kins looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Kins working aggressively here.
Kins swings wildly with an uppercut but Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jeremy tries to throw a body punch but Kins avoids it by throwing Jeremy back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kins lands an elbow that stopped Jeremy in his tracks for a moment.
Jeremy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kins misses with a body punch.
Jeremy lands with a light punch inside.
Kins misses with an elbow over the top.
Kins misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy avoids a wild elbow strike from Kins.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kins scores with a shot to the side of Jeremy's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kins pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Kins creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy lands a body shot.
Jeremy blocking some punches.
Kins working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kins pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ron Jeremy.
I think Jeremy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI, into his post fight interview.