PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Stan Belcher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seppo Sulkijalihas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Seppo Sulkijalihas was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Belcher
vs
Sulkijalihas

186 cm
20
157 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

170 cm
22
160 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Stan Belcher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Seppo Sulkijalihas!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belcher throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Belcher throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sulkijalihas.
Belcher throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Belcher fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sulkijalihas misses with a head kick.
Sulkijalihas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Belcher moves away.
Sulkijalihas is looking to clinch but Belcher is avoiding it.
Sulkijalihas misses with a head kick.
Belcher tries to clinch up but Sulkijalihas circles away and keeps his distance.
Belcher scores with a nice body kick.
Belcher avoids the head kick by Sulkijalihas.
Belcher scores with a three punch combo!
Sulkijalihas throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Belcher's head.

It looks like Stan Belcher has been cut.
Belcher avoids a kick to the body.
Belcher fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Belcher throws a head kick but Sulkijalihas moves out of range.

Belcher gets caught flat footed, as Sulkijalihas shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Sulkijalihas trying to stand up but can't free himself from Belcher's guard.
Sulkijalihas won't allow Belcher to sweep him here.
Belcher keeping full guard, as Sulkijalihas tries to pass.
Sulkijalihas wants to stand but Belcher has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sulkijalihas prevents Belcher from getting back to his feet.

Sulkijalihas gets to his feet. Belcher looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Sulkijalihas looks gassed!
Sulkijalihas pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Sulkijalihas shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Belcher will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Sulkijalihas wants to stand but Belcher is controlling his posture from full guard.

Sulkijalihas stands up from Belcher's guard - Sulkijalihas perhaps looking for a knockout.
Belcher lands with a nice combination. Sulkijalihas backs away looking to recover.
Belcher throws a leg kick but Sulkijalihas sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Belcher fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Sulkijalihas gets a clinch.

Sulkijalihas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sulkijalihas missing with a left hand there. Belcher was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Sulkijalihas closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Sulkijalihas lands in his opponent's guard.

Belcher is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Belcher is working an open guard so Sulkijalihas takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Oh Belcher is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belcher avoids the head kick by Sulkijalihas.
Sulkijalihas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sulkijalihas misses with a head kick.

Sulkijalihas closes the distance looking for a takedown. Sulkijalihas picks Belcher up and slams him brutally to the floor. Belcher is out! He's out cold! Wow, you don't see a finish like that every day!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Seppo Sulkijalihas!