PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vydan Freuster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad Vodka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vodka has chosen 1234 as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Vlad Vodka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Freuster
vs
Vodka

225 cm
27
300 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
275 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vydan Freuster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vlad Vodka!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vodka slips a jab from Freuster.
Vodka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Freuster.
Vodka shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Freuster sprawls well. Freuster wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Vodka gets slowly back to his feet.
Vodka has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Freuster finds it's way round the side to connect with Vodka's head.
No luck for Vodka with that takedown attempt.
Horrible takedown by Vodka or perhaps it was just good defense by Freuster which made him look bad.
Vydan Freuster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vlad Vodka.
Vodka tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Freuster paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Vodka displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Freuster throws out the jab.
Freuster fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Vodka is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Freuster.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Vodka scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Freuster wants to get back to his feet.

Vodka is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Freuster doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Vodka.
Vodka winds up and cracks Freuster with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Freuster is trying to maintain the position but Vodka is very close to passing his half guard.

Vodka is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Freuster on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Freuster tries to get out of the position.

Vodka is looking for a kimura here.
Freuster wants to control but Vodka is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Freuster knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Vodka on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vodka works his way into full mount!
Vodka scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Freuster keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Vodka tries to control but Freuster wriggling away.

Vodka is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Freuster to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Freuster shrugs it off.
Vodka thowing shots but they're missing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vodka avoids the attempt from Freuster to control.
Freuster really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Vodka can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Freuster is looking to escape.
Vodka landing punches.

Vodka looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Vodka lands a nice shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Freuster is trying to escape the mount.
Freuster is working hard here to advance position.

Vodka has hold of Freuster's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Freuster manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vodka looking to finish with strikes here!
Vodka looking to control and managing it successfully.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Vodka has hold of Freuster's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Freuster manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vlad Vodka dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Vodka shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Freuster sprawls well. Freuster wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Vodka gets slowly back to his feet.
Vodka wants to clinch.
Freuster throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vodka defending well as Freuster loads up on a big left hand.
Vodka shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Freuster sprawls well. Freuster wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Vodka gets slowly back to his feet.
Freuster scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Freuster misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Freuster waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vodka.
Vodka tries for a takedown but Freuster sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Vydan Freuster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vlad Vodka.
Freuster throws a shot from downtown. Vodka moves away and avoids it.
Vodka is looking to clinch.
Vodka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Freuster.
Freuster leaves Vodka with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Horrible takedown by Vodka or perhaps it was just good defense by Freuster which made him look bad.
Vodka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Freuster jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A cross from Freuster lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vodka shoots for a double leg takedown but Freuster sprawls well. He's pushed Vodka's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Freuster is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Freuster throws a jab when Vodka was well out of range.
A big left from Freuster misses.
Vodka is trying hard to land a takedown here. Freuster sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Freuster misses with an uppercut.
Freuster is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Freuster misses with a straight left.
Freuster throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vodka stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Freuster throws a big shot that misses.
Vydan Freuster is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Freuster throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vodka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Freuster throws a looping overhand right but Vodka ducks down to avoid it.
Freuster bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Vydan Freuster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vodka has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Vodka there as he acknowledges the shot.
Freuster lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vodka throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Vodka is looking to clinch.
Freuster moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Vodka tries to score a power double leg takedown but Freuster sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Vodka somewhat.

Freuster feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Vodka sprawling to the canvas! Vodka rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Freuster finish him?!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Freuster misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vodka.
Freuster jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Freuster fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A slow jab from Freuster misses its intended target.
Freuster defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Vodka.
Vodka moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A swing and a miss from Vodka.
Vodka fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vydan Freuster dominated that second round.
That's time! Freuster's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Freuster misses with a hook.

Vodka drives through with a takedown into Freuster's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Vodka postures up in Freuster's guard and throws a big left but Freuster blocks it.
Freuster keeping full guard, as Vodka tries to pass.
Vodka scoring with punches to the head and body.
Vodka trying to control but Freuster is working from the bottom.
Vodka in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Vodka with a flurry of punches that miss.
Freuster keeping moving, preventing Vodka from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Freuster is trying to control the position but Vodka postures up.
Vodka missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Vodka makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Vodka sitting in guard here, content to control.
Vodka slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Freuster is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Vodka trying to control the position but Freuster is working away.
Freuster gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vodka is landing with some decent strikes but Freuster is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Vodka working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vodka looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Vodka raining down shots from the mount!

Freuster is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Vodka! Freuster is hurt baaadly! Vodka is firing away with more strikes - Freuster is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vlad Vodka!
Vlad Vodka seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.