|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Roll Fizzlebeef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roddy Piper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piper has chosen Real Men Wear Skirts as his entrance music. Roddy Piper has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
 |
|
 |
| 174 cm
36
153 lbs
27 - 8 - 2 |
|
170 cm
33
153 lbs
34 - 10 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
|
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Roll Fizzlebeef!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Roddy Piper!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Ian Loll and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piper doesn't manage to clinch there - Fizzlebeef circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Piper. Fizzlebeef does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fizzlebeef tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Piper was well out of range. Poor timing from Fizzlebeef.
Piper moves in looking to clinch but Fizzlebeef pushes him off.
Piper tests Fizzlebeef's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fizzlebeef on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Piper moves out of range of the strikes.
Roddy Piper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fizzlebeef tries to clinch but Piper moves out of range.
Fizzlebeef staying out of range there.
Fizzlebeef walks into a stiff left hand from Piper.
Piper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Piper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fizzlebeef manages to avoid it.
Piper lands a jab to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fizzlebeef blocks a jab.
Fizzlebeef uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piper.
Piper slips under a jab from Fizzlebeef.
Piper stuffs the takedown.
Fizzlebeef has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fizzlebeef there as he acknowledges the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick from Piper lands but Fizzlebeef takes it in his stride.
Fizzlebeef is rocked!
Piper throws a nice looking combination but Fizzlebeef bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Oh Fizzlebeef is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fizzlebeef staying out of range there.
Fizzlebeef lunges at Piper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Piper's hand.
Piper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef seems to have got his legs back now.
Fizzlebeef stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fizzlebeef tries to keep at a distance but Piper has taken the fight into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Piper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Piper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fizzlebeef stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Piper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fizzlebeef can't find room to land a body shot as Piper controls the action.
Fizzlebeef tries to pull guard but Piper forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Fizzlebeef works on Piper's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piper throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fizzlebeef blocks it with crossed arms.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Piper.
Piper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piper blocks an uppercut.
Piper lands an uppercut.
Fizzlebeef tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fizzlebeef misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Piper.
Piper tries a knee to the head but Fizzlebeef blocks it.
Piper blocks a body shot from Fizzlebeef.
A head punch on the inside from Fizzlebeef fails to land.
Piper crunches a lovely knee into Fizzlebeef's ribcage.
A right hand to the body from Piper.
Piper connects with a knee to the head.
Piper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fizzlebeef or not.
Piper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fizzlebeef working aggressively here.
Piper tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Piper lands an uppercut.
Fizzlebeef escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Piper cracks Fizzlebeef with a right hand to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fizzlebeef manages to avoid it.
Piper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The fight stays on the outside here - Piper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fizzlebeef has managed to clinch.
Piper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fizzlebeef tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Piper just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roll Fizzlebeef. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fizzlebeef tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Piper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Piper with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Piper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fizzlebeef turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Fizzlebeef manages to end up in side control.
Fizzlebeef scoring with punches from side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Piper tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Piper is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Fizzlebeef off and has taken his back!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef is having to fend off submission attempts from Piper, who is looking to sink in the choke. Piper doesn't have the hooks in though and Fizzlebeef manages to reverse position! He's now on top, in his opponent's guard.
Piper trying to keep a closed guard but Fizzlebeef is proving a slippery customer.
Fizzlebeef preventing the sweep.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fizzlebeef wants to pass the guard but Piper is keeping the position.
Piper utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fizzlebeef stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Piper swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fizzlebeef stopping the sweep attempt from Piper.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piper not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Piper preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roddy Piper dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Piper misses with a kick to the body.
Fizzlebeef throws a sloppy head kick and Piper moves out of range easily.
Fizzlebeef with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fizzlebeef fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Piper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A nice leg kick lands there from Piper.
Fizzlebeef misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Piper.
Piper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fizzlebeef on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Piper clinches up against the cage.
Piper lands a nice knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Piper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Piper throws out a loose jab but Fizzlebeef uses good head movement to avoid it.
Piper closes the distance and pushes Fizzlebeef back into the cage.
Piper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fizzlebeef lands a left hand that snaps the head of Piper backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Piper misses with a knee strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Piper as Fizzlebeef tries to tie him up.
Piper with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fizzlebeef fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fizzlebeef is struggling to control the position.
Fizzlebeef managing to block the knees to the body from Piper.
Piper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fizzlebeef.
Piper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fizzlebeef.
Piper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fizzlebeef.
Piper digs a right hand underneath Fizzlebeef's ribcage. Fizzlebeef let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Piper.
Piper throws a head punch that misses.
Fizzlebeef will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Piper up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Piper.
Piper tries to throw a body punch but Fizzlebeef avoids it by throwing Piper back against the cage.
Fizzlebeef is trying to force a seperation but Piper has the dominant position.
Fizzlebeef misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fizzlebeef tries to throw a body punch but Piper avoids it by throwing Fizzlebeef back against the cage.
Piper lands a nice knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fizzlebeef lands a knee to the head.
Fizzlebeef avoiding damage as Piper throws knees to the body.
Piper misses with a body punch.
Fizzlebeef breaks the clinch.
Piper lands a body shot.
Piper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fizzlebeefs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Piper moves into the clinch successfully.
Piper lands a body punch.
Fizzlebeef jumps guard but Piper stands there with Fizzlebeef around his waist. Fizzlebeef gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper has a couple of punches blocked by Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Piper walks away with a smile on his face. Fizzlebeef gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roll Fizzlebeef. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Piper avoids the body shot from Fizzlebeef.
Piper connects with a body shot that sends Fizzlebeef's belly button to the back.
Piper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fizzlebeef. Piper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Piper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Piper slips a jab and a cross from Fizzlebeef.
Piper throws a hook to the side of Fizzlebeef's head but Fizzlebeef sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Piper tries a head kick but it misses.
Fizzlebeef takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Piper takes a swing at Fizzlebeef's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Fizzlebeef finds it's way through Piper's defenses.
Fizzlebeef misses with a straight left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piper just misses with a punch to the body.
Piper misses with a body shot.
Piper takes a swing at Fizzlebeef's ribcage but misses.
Fizzlebeef throws a right and a left that both miss.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Piper.
Fizzlebeef misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Piper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Fizzlebeef's knee momentarily.
Piper moves into the clinch.
Fizzlebeef is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Piper crunches a lovely knee into Fizzlebeef's ribcage.
Piper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fizzlebeef backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piper lands a nice shot to the body.
A hook to the body from Piper.
Fizzlebeef on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Piper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Piper scores with a shot to the side of Fizzlebeef's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roddy Piper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Fizzlebeef on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Fizzlebeef throws out a loose jab but Piper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Roddy Piper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Piper jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
A leg kick checked by Fizzlebeef.
Piper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Piper misses with a wild body shot.
Fizzlebeef blocks a jab.
Piper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Fizzlebeef takes a step back to recover.
Piper digs a good body shot into Fizzlebeef's ribs.
Piper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fizzlebeef looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piper with a jab.
Piper thuds his right hand into Fizzlebeef's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fizzlebeef shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Piper as he jumps to the side.
Piper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fizzlebeef in his tracks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Fizzlebeef drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Piper follows Fizzlebeef to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roddy Piper! Roddy Piper retains his featherweight title!
After winning the bout, Roddy Piper thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
