PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Lance Rock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rock's entrance music is PSY - Gangnam Style. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Rock
vs
Gein

172 cm
23
175 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

185 cm
23
175 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Good gas tank

[WOT] DTK Designs (Laundry)

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lance Rock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ed Gein!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Valeri Chadov and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rock fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Gein avoids it really well and circles away.
Rock moves away from the strike by Gein.
Gein throws a shot from downtown. Rock moves away and avoids it.
Rock thumps Gein with a low kick.
Gein misses with a head kick.
Gein throws a lazy right hand but Rock sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gein looks to land a right hand but Rock moved out of range.
Gein slips under a jab from Rock.
Rock tries to move into range but Gein moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

Rock clinches with his opponent.

Rock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rock looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Gein throws a right hand that Rock ducks under and follows up with a left that Rock also avoids with ease.
Rock avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gein lands with a cross.
Rock lands a nice looking body shot.
Nice shot by Rock.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rock tries a low kick but Gein avoids it.
Rock throws a head kick but Gein moves out of range.
Gein looks to land a right hand but Rock moved out of range.
Gein attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Gein feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rock's calf.
Rock scores with a nice body kick.

Rock shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Gein napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Rock cracks Gein with a big right hand but Gein just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gein struggling a bit here.
Gein is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Rock has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rock working the head and body with strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gein gets back to half guard.
Rock throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Gein to regain full guard.
Rock is looking to work some ground and pound but Gein has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Gein working for a triangle but Rock defends it easily.
Rock lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Rock slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Rock slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Gein's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Rock has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Rock working the ground and pound.
Gein gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Gein is working to get back to half guard.
Rock landing punches.
Rock looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Rock lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rock lands with some strikes.

Gein is rocked!
Rock lands a big elbow.
Gein is still in real trouble! Can Rock finish him?
Rock controlling his opponent.
Gein really wants to buck Rock off and get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rock cracks Gein with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Rock lands a nice shot to the head.
Gein is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Rock with the ground and pound from mount.
Rock content just to control the position here.
Gein is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Rock postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Gein badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Rock around the waist but Rock pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Rock is the winner by TKO! Rock jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lance Rock!
A victorious Lance Rock thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.