PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hesher Gordon Levitt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ichabod Klopfenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gordon Levitt
vs
Klopfenstein

200 cm
28
258 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

169 cm
33
168 lbs
25 - 17 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hesher Gordon Levitt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ichabod Klopfenstein !
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klopfenstein moves away from the strike by Gordon Levitt.
Klopfenstein scores with a head kick. Gordon Levitt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Gordon Levitt is breathing heavily.
Klopfenstein keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gordon Levitt tries to clinch but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Gordon Levitt misses with an uppercut.
Gordon Levitt tries to clinch up but Klopfenstein circles away and keeps his distance.
Gordon Levitt avoids the head kick by Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gordon Levitt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Gordon Levitt misses its intended target.
Klopfenstein buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Klopfenstein looks for the body kick but Gordon Levitt saw that one coming.
Klopfenstein connects with a solid leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Klopfenstein .
Hesher Gordon Levitt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gordon Levitt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Klopfenstein was well out of range. Poor timing from Gordon Levitt.
Nice body kick from Klopfenstein .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Gordon Levitt throws out a loose jab but Klopfenstein uses good head movement to avoid it.
Klopfenstein thows a body kick. Gordon Levitt tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Klopfenstein thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Gordon Levitt if he has to take too many more of those.
Klopfenstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gordon Levitt.
Klopfenstein scores with a head kick. Gordon Levitt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Klopfenstein .
Gordon Levitt misses with a shot to the body
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice body kick.
Klopfenstein throws a push kick but Gordon Levitt slaps the foot to one side.
Gordon Levitt misses with a hook. Klopfenstein ducked under it nicely.
Klopfenstein goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Gordon Levitt loads up on a big right hand but Klopfenstein slips the punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Klopfenstein bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Gordon Levitt throws a left and a right that both miss
and Klopfenstein counters with a low kick, right behind Gordon Levitt 's knee.
Gordon Levitt blocks a head kick by Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein scores with a push kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gordon Levitt slips a jab and a cross from Klopfenstein .
Gordon Levitt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ichabod Klopfenstein dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Klopfenstein scores with a leg kick.
Gordon Levitt looks to land a right hand but Klopfenstein moved out of range.
Klopfenstein misses with a head kick.
Gordon Levitt blocks a head kick by Klopfenstein .
Gordon Levitt is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Klopfenstein staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Gordon Levitt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Klopfenstein gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Klopfenstein breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gordon Levitt misses with a hook. Klopfenstein ducked under it nicely.
Ichabod Klopfenstein seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gordon Levitt throws a poor cross that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice kick to the body.
Klopfenstein throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Klopfenstein throws a sloppy head kick and Gordon Levitt moves out of range easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Klopfenstein .
Gordon Levitt avoids the head kick by Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Klopfenstein slips under a jab.
Klopfenstein misses with a kick to the body.
Klopfenstein connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hesher Gordon Levitt is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A shot to the body from Gordon Levitt misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice leg kick.
Klopfenstein uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gordon Levitt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Gordon Levitt closes the distance but Klopfenstein moves to the side
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Gordon Levitt thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Klopfenstein connects with an inside leg kick.
Gordon Levitt misses with a jab, cross combination.
That kick from Klopfenstein tenderised Gordon Levitt's leg. Gordon Levitt is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gordon Levitt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Klopfenstein fakes the leg kick and cracks Gordon Levitt in the body.
Klopfenstein thuds his shin into the meat of Gordon Levitt's side.
Klopfenstein scores with a nice body kick.
No joy there for Gordon Levitt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Klopfenstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gordon Levitt.
Gordon Levitt throws a combination that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ichabod Klopfenstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Gordon Levitt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Nice body kick from Klopfenstein .
Gordon Levitt tries to clinch there but Klopfenstein circles away.
Gordon Levitt avoids the head kick by Klopfenstein .
Gordon Levitt throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
Gordon Levitt will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Gordon Levitt misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Gordon Levitt misses with a hook to the body
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Klopfenstein fakes the leg kick and cracks Gordon Levitt in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gordon Levitt throws a jab when Klopfenstein was well out of range.
Klopfenstein throws a front kick that sends Gordon Levitt stumbling back into the cage.
Klopfenstein scores with a spinning back kick!
Klopfenstein scores with a head kick.
Gordon Levitt thows a body shot but no joy.
Klopfenstein lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ichabod Klopfenstein is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick but Gordon Levitt moves out of range.
Gordon Levitt blocks a head kick by Klopfenstein .
A telegraphed right hand from Gordon Levitt misses the target.
Gordon Levitt takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Klopfenstein slips under a jab from Gordon Levitt.
Gordon Levitt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Klopfenstein counters with a good, hard body kick but Gordon Levitt shrugs it off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gordon Levitt misses with a hook
and Klopfenstein counters with a straight right hand.
Klopfenstein looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that misses.
Gordon Levitt misses with a wild body shot.
Klopfenstein looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Klopfenstein scoring well with a low kick there.
Klopfenstein feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gordon Levitt's calf.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein scoring well with a low kick there.
Gordon Levitt looks to land a right hand but Klopfenstein moved out of range.
Klopfenstein cracks the inside of Gordon Levitt's front leg.
Klopfenstein looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A head kick misses from Klopfenstein .
Hesher Gordon Levitt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A jab from Gordon Levitt misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ichabod Klopfenstein comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Klopfenstein has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ichabod Klopfenstein !
Ichabod Klopfenstein gave a mention to [CLOSED] Nothing For Sale! in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).