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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Craig Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Brandon Loveladdy's band WE ARE THE CHOSEN : BREAKING THE KARMIC CYCLE. Craig Brown is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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207 lbs
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225 lbs
15 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Craig Brown!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Colin Fray and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzannavabizch tries to keep at a distance but Brown has taken the fight into the clinch.
Uzannavabizch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Uzannavabizch misses with the head strike.
A short left from Uzannavabizch.
Brown tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Uzannavabizch pulls Brown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Brown tries to free his leg and advance position but Uzannavabizch is retaining full guard.
Uzannavabizch wants to sweep here but Brown controlling him for the moment.
Uzannavabizch is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Brown is aware though and is defending well.
Uzannavabizch wants to sweep here but Brown controlling him for the moment.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Uzannavabizch is on top in guard.
Uzannavabizch postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Uzannavabizch has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Uzannavabizch from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch postures up.
Uzannavabizch not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Uzannavabizch fails with an attempt to clinch.
Brown throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Brown.
Brown dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Uzannavabizch. That did some damage!
Brown tries to clinch up.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Brown misses with a series of wild punches.
Uzannavabizch looks to land a combination. Brown sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Uzannavabizch slips a jab and a cross from Brown.
Brown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uzannavabizch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Uzannavabizch looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Uzannavabizch motions for Brown to come forward. Uzannavabizch throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Craig Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown throws a series of punches but Uzannavabizch avoids them all with ease.
Brown tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Uzannavabizch looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Brown feints and then cracks Uzannavabizch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Uzannavabizch down.
Brown lands the left hand.
Brown misses with a two punch combination.
Some bone on bone action there as Brown checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Brown scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Brown lands a lovely overhand right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown clinches up against the cage.
Uzannavabizch digs a right hand into Brown's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Brown's gas tank.
Brown prevents a body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch can't find room to land a body shot as Brown controls the action.
Uzannavabizch has a couple of punches blocked by Brown.
Uzannavabizch with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch misses with a hook to the ribs.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Brown tries a knee to the head but Uzannavabizch blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brown blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Uzannavabizch is trying to pull guard but Brown turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Uzannavabizch jumps guard and drags Brown to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Brown tries to free his leg and advance position but Uzannavabizch is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Uzannavabizch fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brown feints a jab promting Uzannavabizch to slip. Brown then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Uzannavabizch slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Uzannavabizch finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Uzannavabizch throws a push kick but Brown slaps the foot to one side.
Brown's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Brown duly obliges.
Brown fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Brown throws a push kick but Uzannavabizch slaps the foot to one side.
Uzannavabizch tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Brown manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Brown lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Uzannavabizch circles away quickly and effectively.
Brown throws a series of punches but Uzannavabizch avoids them all with ease.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown clinches up against the cage.
Brown misses with a body punch.
Uzannavabizch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Brown is leaning against Uzannavabizch and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Brown lands with a left to the head.
Brown breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Brown scores with a one two! Uzannavabizch had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Uzannavabizch rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Brown moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Uzannavabizch throws out a loose jab but Brown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brown displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Uzannavabizch throws out the jab.
Brown misses with a jab, cross combination.
Uzannavabizch lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown throws a right and a left that both miss.
Uzannavabizch lands a leg kick that knocks Brown off balance momentarily.
Brown throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch throws a shot to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Brown.
Brown looks to land a combination. Uzannavabizch sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Uzannavabizch tries to bum rush Brown with a series of wild strikes but Brown uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Uzannavabizch looks to score with a jab to the body but Brown is just out of range.
Uzannavabizch wants to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch slips a jab and a cross from Brown.
Brown is looking to clinch.
Uzannavabizch swats away the attempt to clinch by Brown.
Brown scores with a nice right hand.
Brown will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Brown moves out of range of the body kick from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Brown has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown tries to land a leg kick but Uzannavabizch saw it coming and moves away.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Uzannavabizch.
A big left from Uzannavabizch misses.
Brown moves out of range of the strikes.
Brown misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Brown misses with a wild combination.
Brown lands a nice looking body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brown uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Uzannavabizch.
Craig Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uzannavabizch swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Brown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Craig Brown showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Brown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brown misses with a hook. Uzannavabizch ducked under it nicely.
Uzannavabizch has managed to clinch.
Uzannavabizch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Brown throws a nice looking combination but Uzannavabizch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Brown tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Uzannavabizch manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Uzannavabizch misses with a double jab.
Brown lands a nice leg kick that just misses Uzannavabizch's sensitive parts.
Brown slips a jab and a cross from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch thows a body shot but no joy.
Uzannavabizch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown misses with a two punch combination.
Brown tries to bum rush Uzannavabizch with a series of wild strikes but Uzannavabizch uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Brown wants to clinch.
Uzannavabizch shoots in and drives through. Brown sprawls well.
Uzannavabizch misses with an attempted mid kick.
Brown misses with a series of wild punches.
Uzannavabizch throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brown on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Uzannavabizch. Uzannavabizch obviously looking to wear him down.
Brown fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brown wants to slow Uzannavabizch down by chopping away at his legs.
Brown scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Uzannavabizch tries for a takedown but Brown sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Brown throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Uzannavabizch counters with a nice body kick.
Uzannavabizch shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Uzannavabizch was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzannavabizch landing strikes from the mount and Brown is in trouble!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown working to try and regain half guard.
Uzannavabizch raining down shots from the mount!
Brown tries to hold on but Uzannavabizch pushes him away.
Uzannavabizch trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Brown is looking to improve his position but Uzannavabizch isn't that keen on the idea.
Uzannavabizch has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Brown's face.
Brown is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Uzannavabizch cracks Brown with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch looking to control but Brown is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uzannavabizch looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Brown's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
BOOM! Uzannavabizch connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Brown in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Brown takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Uzannavabizch unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Brown wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Uzannavabizch celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch retains his light heavyweight title!
A victorious Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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