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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cody Funke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Funke comes to the cage accompanied by never gonna stop. Patrol comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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188 cm
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184 lbs
16 - 14 - 0 |
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183 cm
36
177 lbs
24 - 11 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cody Funke! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
24 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol! The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Funke tries to sprawl but Patrol drives through with a takedown into half guard. Patrol trying to control from half guard but Funke is working away. Patrol tries to pass the half guard into mount. Funke knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. Funke is trying to stand.
Patrol working over Funke with some ground and pound. Funke looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable. Patrol not landing any meaningful shots this time. Patrol thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. Patrol takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists. Funke is not content to let Patrol control the position. Funke is trying to stand.
Funke gets back to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Patrol lands a couple of decent looking shots. Funke wants to stand and escape but Patrol is having none of it. Funke looking for a triangle here. Patrol is fighting it but it looks tight! Funke pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Patrol is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Cody Funke! Cody Funke decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
65% |
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