PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Hoo Le Sheet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andrei Chikatilo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoo Le Sheet comes to the cage accompanied by Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris Lyrics. Chikatilo has chosen Black Sunshine as his entrance music. Bruce Hoo Le Sheet has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hoo Le Sheet
vs
Chikatilo

199 cm
22
300 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

195 cm
22
272 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Hoo Le Sheet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andrei Chikatilo!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Chad Campbell and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chikatilo misses with a two punch combination.
A left and a right from Hoo Le Sheet both land. Nice combination.
Chikatilo throws a low kick, looking for Hoo Le Sheet's leg but Hoo Le Sheet calmly moves out of range.
Hoo Le Sheet keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Hoo Le Sheet scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The ground and pound from Hoo Le Sheet seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Chikatilo is trying to control Hoo Le Sheet's posture but Hoo Le Sheet avoids it.
Hoo Le Sheet misses with the ground and pound.
Chikatilo tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Hoo Le Sheet wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Hoo Le Sheet controls the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Hoo Le Sheet is trying to get an arm triangle but Chikatilo is defending well.
Hoo Le Sheet trying to control the position but Chikatilo is working away.
Hoo Le Sheet looks up at the clock and then as Chikatilo takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Hoo Le Sheet smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Chikatilo is trying to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoo Le Sheet lands a decent elbow from side control.
Chikatilo sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Chikatilo slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Chikatilo is controlling Hoo Le Sheet's posture.
Chikatilo looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hoo Le Sheet is one step ahead there.

Chikatilo manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chikatilo looks to land a combination but Hoo Le Sheet avoids it well.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hoo Le Sheet circles away from the clinch attempt.

Hoo Le Sheet looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chikatilo wants to improve his position but Hoo Le Sheet is controlling well.
Chikatilo is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Chikatilo keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Chikatilo is looking to control Hoo Le Sheet's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Chikatilo avoid being mounted?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chikatilo keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Hoo Le Sheet wants to take a breather but Chikatilo is having none of it.
Chikatilo is positioning himself well to prevent Hoo Le Sheet advancing to mount.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hoo Le Sheet throws a series of strikes that have Chikatilo backpedaling.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoo Le Sheet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Chikatilo tries to score with a low kick but Hoo Le Sheet moves his leg out of the way.

Hoo Le Sheet scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Chikatilo tries to roll over but Hoo Le Sheet keeps him under control.
Chikatilo is positioning himself well to prevent Hoo Le Sheet advancing to mount.
Hoo Le Sheet missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoo Le Sheet is trying to control. Chikatilo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Chikatilo trying to hold on to Hoo Le Sheet's head to control him but Hoo Le Sheet postures up.
Hoo Le Sheet winds up and cracks Chikatilo with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Chikatilo trying to hold on to Hoo Le Sheet's head to control him but Hoo Le Sheet postures up.
Chikatilo is looking to get back to full guard here but Hoo Le Sheet has managed to pass to side control instead.
Chikatilo sneaks back into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hoo Le Sheet not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Chikatilo gets full guard.
Hoo Le Sheet wants to pass the guard but Chikatilo is keeping the position.
Chikatilo wants to control but Hoo Le Sheet passes easily into half guard.
Chikatilo has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hoo Le Sheet is working away from the top position though.
Chikatilo wants to get back to full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chikatilo trying to hold on to Hoo Le Sheet's head to control him but Hoo Le Sheet postures up.
Chikatilo is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Hoo Le Sheet dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Chikatilo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hoo Le Sheet shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Chikatilo sprawls well. Chikatilo wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hoo Le Sheet gets slowly back to his feet.
The fighters circling - Chikatilo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hoo Le Sheet misses with the combination.
Chikatilo misses with a wild body shot.
Chikatilo stuffs the takedown.
A head kick misses from Chikatilo.
Hoo Le Sheet displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Hoo Le Sheet throws a right hand that Chikatilo ducks under and follows up with a left that Chikatilo also avoids with ease.
No joy there for Hoo Le Sheet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chikatilo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chikatilo looks to land a right hand but Hoo Le Sheet moved out of range.
Chikatilo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hoo Le Sheet uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chikatilo.
Chikatilo scores with a leg kick.
Hoo Le Sheet is trying hard to land a takedown here. Chikatilo sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce Hoo Le Sheet. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoo Le Sheet thuds a left hand into Chikatilo's body.
Bruce Hoo Le Sheet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chikatilo misses with a body shot.

Hoo Le Sheet scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Hoo Le Sheet trying to control the action but Chikatilo is working from the bottom.
Hoo Le Sheet sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Chikatilo defending well though.
Hoo Le Sheet prevents Chikatilo from improving his position.
Hoo Le Sheet is trying to control the action in half guard but Chikatilo is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Chikatilo is looking for a sweep. Hoo Le Sheet is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Chikatilo manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Hoo Le Sheet with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hoo Le Sheet wants to pass the guard but Chikatilo is keeping the position.
Hoo Le Sheet trying to control the position from guard on top but Chikatilo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chikatilo wants to sweep but no luck.
Hoo Le Sheet is fighting to break Chikatilo's control of his arms but Chikatilo is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hoo Le Sheet preventing the sweep.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Hoo Le Sheet throwing strikes from guard but Chikatilo blocks nicely.
Hoo Le Sheet trying to control but Chikatilo is working from the bottom.
Chikatilo looking for a sweep. Not yet Chikatilo, not yet.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Chikatilo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A nice combination there by Chikatilo.

It looks like Bruce Hoo Le Sheet has been cut.
Nice uppercut lands for Chikatilo. That snapped Hoo Le Sheet's head back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoo Le Sheet lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hoo Le Sheet defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Chikatilo.
Chikatilo misses with a straight right.
Chikatilo just misses with a punch to the body.
Hoo Le Sheet tries to bum rush Chikatilo with a series of wild strikes but Chikatilo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A leg kick checked by Hoo Le Sheet.
Hoo Le Sheet slips under a jab.
Chikatilo throws a head kick that misses.

Hoo Le Sheet shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Chikatilo is trying to get back to full guard.
Hoo Le Sheet not doing much here.
Hoo Le Sheet wants to control but Chikatilo is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Hoo Le Sheet is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Chikatilo is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

We're going to have a standup here because Bruce Hoo Le Sheet wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

Chikatilo moves into the clinch successfully.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hoo Le Sheet drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Chikatilo gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Hoo Le Sheet breaks the clinch.
Chikatilo shoots in for a takedown but Hoo Le Sheet shows good takedown defense.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chikatilo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hoo Le Sheet lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Hoo Le Sheet shoots in for a double leg but Chikatilo sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Chikatilo has taken the fight to the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chikatilo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Andrei Chikatilo will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Bruce Hoo Le Sheet's cut.
That's time! Hoo Le Sheet's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Horrible takedown by Hoo Le Sheet or perhaps it was just good defense by Chikatilo which made him look bad.

Chikatilo forces Hoo Le Sheet back against the cage and clinches.
Chikatilo is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Hoo Le Sheet works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Hoo Le Sheet won't allow Chikatilo to sweep him here.
Hoo Le Sheet trying to control the position from guard on top but Chikatilo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chikatilo is trying to control the position but Hoo Le Sheet postures up.
Hoo Le Sheet is looking to work some ground and pound but Chikatilo has wrist control.
Chikatilo trying to control the position.
Chikatilo wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chikatilo trying to control the position.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Andrei Chikatilo hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Hoo Le Sheet shoots in looking for a takedown but Chikatilo manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hoo Le Sheet's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce Hoo Le Sheet. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chikatilo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A swing and a miss from Chikatilo.

Chikatilo looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Hoo Le Sheet keeping control of the position.
Chikatilo trying to control the action but Hoo Le Sheet is working from the bottom.
Bruce Hoo Le Sheet overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Nice strikes from Chikatilo there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chikatilo winds up and cracks Hoo Le Sheet with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Bruce Hoo Le Sheet's cut is getting worse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chikatilo works his foot free and advances to mount.
Hoo Le Sheet gets back to half guard.
Hoo Le Sheet tries to get to full guard but Chikatilo has control of the leg.
Chikatilo thows a huge punch but Hoo Le Sheet dodges it nicely.
Chikatilo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hoo Le Sheet is trying to stand up here but Chikatilo is controlling him well.
Chikatilo looks to land a strike but Hoo Le Sheet avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chikatilo trying to control but Hoo Le Sheet is working from the bottom.
Hoo Le Sheet is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hoo Le Sheet preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Chikatilo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Chikatilo chips away with some ground and pound.
Hoo Le Sheet avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Chikatilo landing some decent shots from guard.

Bruce Hoo Le Sheet's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bruce Hoo Le Sheet's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Andrei Chikatilo!
A very excited looking Andrei Chikatilo made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.