PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russell Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diggler comes to the cage accompanied by kick my ass......rehab. Jones has chosen Sierra Leone as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Diggler
vs
Jones

185 cm
24
200 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

180 cm
21
194 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Diggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Russell Jones!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice combination there by Diggler.

Diggler throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Jones tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Diggler is in Jones's guard.
Diggler tries to free his leg and advance position but Jones is retaining full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Diggler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Diggler passes Jones's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Jones is staying active underneath Diggler, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Diggler thows a huge punch but Jones dodges it nicely.

Diggler is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Jones sees it coming and defends easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Diggler decides to stand and escape the position.
Diggler connects with a leg kick. Jones looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Diggler throws a series of strikes that have Jones backpedaling.

Jones is rocked!
Diggler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jones.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Diggler finish him?
Diggler tries to bum rush Jones with a series of wild strikes but Jones uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diggler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Diggler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Diggler gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Jones is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dirk Diggler!
Our winner, Dirk Diggler, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.