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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Convicted Pedophile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Floyd Hurricane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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290 lbs
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304 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Convicted Pedophile!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Floyd Hurricane!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hurricane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Pedophile.
Jab from Hurricane.
Pedophile keeps Hurricane at a distance using the push kick.
Hurricane misses with a two punch combination.
Pedophile uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hurricane.
Hurricane avoids the head kick by Pedophile.
Good exchange - Hurricane coming out on top.
Hurricane takes a head kick and keeps coming.
It looks like Floyd Hurricane has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Good leg kick by Pedophile there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hurricane looks winded!
Pedophile moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pedophile dodges the punch combination from Hurricane.
Pedophile throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pedophile scores with the left hand. Hurricane knows he should have avoided that one.
Hurricane uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pedophile.
Pedophile misses with a head kick.
Hurricane misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pedophile bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hurricane's head backwards.
That has opened up Floyd Hurricane's cut even more.
Pedophile tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pedophile throws a quick inside leg kick.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Hurricane has eaten all the pies!
Pedophile scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pedophile fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hurricane has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hurricane on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pedophile. Pedophile obviously looking to wear him down.
Pedophile scores with a kick to the body.
Pedophile lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hurricane takes a step back to recover.
Pedophile misses with a body kick.
Pedophile is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hurricane throws a hook but Pedophile blocks it.
Pedophile ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hurricane takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The cut above Floyd Hurricane's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hurricane walks forward, straight into a front kick from Pedophile.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pedophile lands with a shot to the body.
Hurricane on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pedophile looks to score with a jab to the body but Hurricane is just out of range.
Pedophile goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pedophile punishes Hurricane's body with a nice straight punch.
Pedophile lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hurricane will feel that in the morning.
Pedophile throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pedophile fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hurricane looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pedophile misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hurricane.
Pedophile throws a body punch but Hurricane moves out of range.
Hurricane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pedophile tries a head kick but it misses.
Hurricane looks to land a combination but Pedophile avoids it well.
Hurricane moves out of range as Pedophile throws a body kick.
Pedophile thuds a left hand into Hurricane's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pedophile avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pedophile pushes Hurricane away with a front kick.
Pedophile fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pedophile tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hurricane was well out of range. Poor timing from Pedophile.
Pedophile keeps Hurricane at a distance using the push kick.
Pedophile misses with a wild body shot.
Pedophile delivers a nice body kick.
Pedophile fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hurricane.
Pedophile throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pedophile scores with a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pedophile avoids the body shot from Hurricane.
Pedophile misses with a hook to the body
letting Hurricane counter with a right hand.
Pedophile swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Pedophile.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pedophile.
Hurricane blocks a head kick by Pedophile.
Floyd Hurricane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hurricane fails to land with a series of punches.
Pedophile connects with a high kick.
Floyd Hurricane's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Hurricane tests Pedophile's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hurricane throws a body punch but Pedophile moves out of range.
Hurricane punishes Pedophile's body with a nice straight punch.
Pedophile throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hurricane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pedophile.
Hurricane uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pedophile has time to react.
Pedophile on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Convicted Pedophile dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Floyd Hurricane's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A combination from Hurricane does no damage.
Pedophile is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hurricane can do to turn this around?
Hurricane scores with a shot to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Pedophile.
Pedophile dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pedophile dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pedophile. Hurricane does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slapping body kick lands there for Pedophile.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hurricane takes a head kick and keeps coming.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Pedophile here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Pedophile explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Pedophile scores with a jab to the body.
Pedophile throws a body punch but Hurricane moves out of range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Hurricane might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Pedophile has got the better of the exchanges.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pedophile, right into the meat.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pedophile throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pedophile throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Hurricane's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hurricane slips a straight right by Pedophile.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pedophile pushes Hurricane away with a front kick.
Pedophile ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pedophile throws a shot to the body.
Hurricane has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pedophile.
Pedophile dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hurricane sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Pedophile throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hurricane's head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Floyd Hurricane's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Convicted Pedophile!
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