PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Meah Much (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dong looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Much
vs
Dong

191 cm
27
250 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

205 cm
20
285 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Meah Much!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, The Dong!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Much misses with a body kick.
Much takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dong lands an overhand right.
Dong throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Much.
Much takes a swing at Dong's ribcage but misses.
Much feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dongs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

Much rushes Dong and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Much connects with a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Much obliges.
Dong looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Much tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Much.

Much breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Much just misses with a punch to the body.
Dong tries to land a leg kick but Much saw it coming and moves away.
Much explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Much throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

It looks like The Dong has been cut.
Much ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Much cracks the inside of Dong's front leg.
Much throws a quick inside leg kick.
Much scores with a leg kick.
Much misses with a head kick.
Dong misses with a looping left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Much. Dong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Much lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dong backs up against the ropes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Much scores with a kick to the body.
Much cracks the inside of Dong's front leg.
Much throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Much digs a good body shot into Dong's ribs.

Much staggers Dong with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Dong looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!
Much swinging wildly here.
Dong's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Much connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dong scrambles back to his feet.

Dong is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Much lands a leg kick that knocks Dong off balance momentarily.
Dong get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Dong stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the ropes but Much runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Meah Much!