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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sack Turds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Quok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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151 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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187 cm
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154 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
KO power |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sack Turds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alex Quok!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Taro Takaoka and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turds keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Quok shoots in looking for a takedown. Turds tries to sprawl out of it but Quok keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Turds manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Quok shoots in for a takedown but Turds shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Sack Turds has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Quok.
Turds misses with a looping left.
Turds stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Turds wants it to stay on the feet.
Turds leaves Quok with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Quok walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Turds keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Turds stuffs the takedown.
Turds keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Quok looks for a takedown but Turds sprawls well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quok shoots in for a takedown but Turds shows good takedown defense.
Turds throws a leg kick which misses Quok's front leg but catches the back leg as Quok tries to avoid it.
Quok doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Quok looks winded!
Quok tries for a takedown but Turds sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Sack Turds is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Quok tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Turds works Quok's body with a nice hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Turds.
Turds connects with an inside leg kick.
Turds jabs Quok to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turds lands with a nice body punch.
Turds lands with a nice body punch.
Turds throws a nice outside leg kick.
Turds throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turds throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turds fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Quok.
Quok needs to keep his hands up - Turds had a free shot at his head there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Turds, right into the meat.
Turds tries to land a leg kick but Quok saw it coming and moves away.
Turds swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Quok shoots in for a takedown but Turds shows good takedown defense.
Quok tries for a takedown but Turds sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Turds misses with a leg kick.
Quok takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Quok looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Turds misses with an uppercut. Quok saw that one coming.
Quok shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Turds defends it nicely.
Turds misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turds dips to his left and cracks Quok with an uppercut!
Quok fails with the takedown.
Turds throws a nice inside leg kick.
Turds is looking to wear down Quok with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Quok shoots in for a takedown but Turds shows good takedown defense.
Quok is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Quok fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Turds avoids it really well and circles away.
Quok avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Turds goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Quok shoots for a double leg takedown but Turds sprawls well. He's pushed Quok's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Quok avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Turds.
Turds lands a jab.
Turds misses with a leg kick.
Quok is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Turds throws a body punch but Quok moves out of range.
Quok keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Alex Quok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Quok will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab lands there for Turds.
Quok fails with the takedown.
Quok's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Turds throws a hook but Quok blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quok looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Turds is fending him off so far but Quok persists. Nope, Turds circles away and we're back to standing.
A head kick from Turds lands but Quok takes it in his stride.
Quok is rocked!
Quok throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Turds's waist but Turds gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Quok off to one side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sack Turds dominated that round.
That's time! Turds's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Quok shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Turds sprawls well. Turds wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Quok gets slowly back to his feet.
Quok looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
It looks like Quok is going to stand back up.
Turds tries to roll over but Quok keeps him under control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quok wants to get back to his feet.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Alex Quok hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Turds displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Quok.
Turds defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Quok.
Sack Turds has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Quok.
Quok shoots in for a takedown but Turds shows good takedown defense.
Quok is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quok closes this distance looking for a takedown but Turds circles away.
Turds clinches.
Turds stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Nice body punch from Turds - that landed with a thud.
Turds tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Turds keeps control of Quok as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quok tries to break the clinch but Turds is controlling the position.
Quok is trying to force a seperation but Turds has the dominant position.
Quok breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Quok fails with the takedown.
Quok shoots in for a takedown but Turds shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A jab lands there for Turds.
Alex Quok is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quok tries for a takedown but Turds sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Quok shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Turds as he jumps to the side.
Turds lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Turds.
A solid leg kick lands there for Turds.
Turds stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Turds wants it to stay on the feet.
Turds throws a head kick that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quok shoots in for a takedown but Turds shows good takedown defense.
Quok uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Turds.
Nice sprawl there from Turds as Quok shoots in.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turds tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Quok shoots in for a double leg but Turds sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Turds lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sack Turds dominated that second round.
That's time! Turds's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!
Turds lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Turds lands with an uppercut that bounces Quok off the cage and back into range.
Nice takedown defense from Turds. No joy for Quok on that attempt.
Turds scores with a nice right hand.
Quok is still on wobbly legs! Can Turds finish him?
Excellent takedown into side control there by Quok.
Turds is looking for a sweep.
Turds manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Turds is looking to improve his position.
Quok seems to have recovered his senses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Quok wants to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quok gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Quok tries to score a power double leg takedown but Turds sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Quok somewhat.
Turds stuffs the takedown.
Sack Turds has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Quok.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quok closes the distance and clinches up with Turds, looking for a takedown. Quok pushes Turds against the cage but Turds circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Quok changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Turds tries to avoid it but Quok manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Turds to the ground. Turds escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Turds lands a jab to Quok's midsection.
Turds lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Quok on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Turds buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Turds moves into range and connects with a jab.
Quok shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Turds defends it nicely.
Turds cracks the inside of Quok's front leg.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turds keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turds bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Quok takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Quok takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Turds jabs Quok to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Turds connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turds closes the distance and clinches.
Turds lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Quok backwards.
Turds breaks from the clinch.
Sack Turds is winning the standup battle so far.
Quok shoots in for a takedown but Turds shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Sack Turds is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quok misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Turds uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Quok has time to react.
Turds has managed to clinch.
Turds lands a nice uppercut.
Turds creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quok's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turds keeps control of Quok as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sack Turds showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Turds, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 30:27
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sack Turds!
A victorious Sack Turds thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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