PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Clean Jaude Damn Vame (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Jameson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damn Vame comes to the cage accompanied by ADVANCED TRAINING. James Jameson has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Jaude Damn Vame
vs
Jameson

177 cm
23
160 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

170 cm
21
160 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Legion of Pain Nutrition
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Clean Jaude Damn Vame!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, James Jameson!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Konstantin Menshow and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jameson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jameson throws a leg kick

and Damn Vame counters with a shoot takedown. Jameson fights it but they end up in guard.
Damn Vame in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Damn Vame scoring with some ground and pound.
Damn Vame prevents Jameson from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Damn Vame working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jameson is looking to stand up but Damn Vame isn't so interested in that idea.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jameson avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Damn Vame is looking to work some ground and pound but Jameson has wrist control.
Damn Vame stops Jameson from standing up.
Damn Vame throws a big right hand that misses.
Jameson is trying to keep Damn Vame in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Damn Vame wants to control from the top but Jameson keeps moving.
Jameson wants to stand and escape but Damn Vame is having none of it.
Damn Vame has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Damn Vame throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jameson keeping moving, preventing Damn Vame from controlling successfully.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Damn Vame throws a head kick that misses.

Damn Vame closes the distance and pushes Jameson back into the cage.
Damn Vame is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jameson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Damn Vame blocks a body shot from Jameson.
Jameson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Damn Vame.
Jameson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jameson throws a head punch that misses.
Jameson prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clean Jaude Damn Vame. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jameson gets through Damn Vame's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jameson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Damn Vame drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jameson pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jameson misses with a straight right.
Damn Vame tries a head kick but it misses.
Damn Vame throws a chopping leg kick but Jameson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jameson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Damn Vame's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jameson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Damn Vame scrambles back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jameson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Damn Vame manages to avoid it.
Jameson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Damn Vame counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jameson swats away the attempt to clinch by Damn Vame.
Damn Vame misses with a head kick.
Jameson leaves Damn Vame with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jameson throws an off balance right hand
and Damn Vame counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Damn Vame tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jameson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Damn Vame somewhat.
Damn Vame shoots in but no luck this time.
Jameson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jameson tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Damn Vame is able to avoid easily.
Jameson swings for the body but Damn Vame moves out of range.
Horrible takedown by Damn Vame or perhaps it was just good defense by Jameson which made him look bad.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Damn Vame.
Clean Jaude Damn Vame seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jameson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jameson blocks a head kick by Damn Vame.
Damn Vame looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jameson is fending him off so far but Damn Vame persists. Nope, Jameson circles away and we're back to standing.
Damn Vame throws an off balance right hand
letting Jameson counter with a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jameson looks to throw the jab but Damn Vame is out of range.
James Jameson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jameson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jameson lands with a right hand.
Damn Vame closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jameson circles away.
Damn Vame tries to clinch up but Jameson circles away and keeps his distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jameson lands a head shot.
Damn Vame dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jameson. That did some damage!
Damn Vame changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jameson tries to avoid it but Damn Vame manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jameson to the ground. Jameson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Clean Jaude Damn Vame will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Jameson misses with a body kick.
Jameson throws the left hand but Damn Vame avoids the punch easily.
Damn Vame throws a quick inside leg kick.
Damn Vame throws a sloppy head kick and Jameson moves out of range easily.
Damn Vame with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Damn Vame tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jameson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Damn Vame somewhat.
Damn Vame scores with a push kick.
Clean Jaude Damn Vame is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Damn Vame keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jameson digs a good body shot into Damn Vame's ribs.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Damn Vame misses with a head kick.
A swing and a miss from Jameson.
Damn Vame takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Damn Vame shoots in looking for a takedown but Jameson manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Damn Vame's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jameson stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clean Jaude Damn Vame. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice uppercut there from Damn Vame.
Damn Vame will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Damn Vame checks the leg kick.
Jameson looks to land a body kick but Damn Vame moved away.
Jameson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jameson has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Damn Vame.
Damn Vame throws a leg kick but Jameson moved away.
Damn Vame walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jameson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jameson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Damn Vame sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Damn Vame throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jameson stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jameson misses with a leg kick.
Jameson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Damn Vame.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damn Vame closes the distance and clinches up with Jameson, looking for a takedown. Damn Vame pushes Jameson against the cage but Jameson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Damn Vame moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jameson.
Damn Vame takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jameson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Damn Vame at a distance.
Jameson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jameson. That's going to slow Damn Vame down.
James Jameson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Damn Vame cracks the inside of Jameson's front leg.
Damn Vame blocks a low kick nicely.
Damn Vame keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jameson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Damn Vame gets a takedown into half guard.
Damn Vame trying to control from half guard but Jameson is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jameson is trying to stand back up but Damn Vame is controlling him
Damn Vame thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jameson's head.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Damn Vame lands a nice short elbow.
Damn Vame throwing shots but Jameson is blocking nicely.

Damn Vame gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Jameson misses with a wild combination.
Damn Vame tries to clinch up but Jameson circles away and keeps his distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Damn Vame.
Damn Vame dives in and grabs Jameson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jameson pushes down on Damn Vame's head and hops out.
Damn Vame explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jameson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Damn Vame feints and then cracks Jameson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jameson down.
Jameson connects with an inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jameson takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jameson throws a leg kick that is checked
and Damn Vame counters with a body kick.
Jameson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jameson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Damn Vame is defended easily by Jameson.
Damn Vame lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clean Jaude Damn Vame dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Damn Vame on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jameson looks to score with a jab to the body but Damn Vame is just out of range.
Damn Vame throws a sloppy head kick and Jameson moves out of range easily.

Damn Vame shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Jameson makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Jameson lands a body shot.
Damn Vame pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jameson connects with a single shot there.
Damn Vame uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jameson.
Jameson blocks a head kick by Damn Vame.
Damn Vame lands a really nice looking cross but Jameson seems unphased.
Jameson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Damn Vame rather than just go for the knockout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Damn Vame slips a straight right by Jameson.
Damn Vame uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jameson.

Damn Vame closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Damn Vame looks to land a strike but Jameson avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Jameson wants to sweep but no luck.
Damn Vame wants to control from the top but Jameson keeps moving.
Damn Vame stopping the sweep attempt from Jameson.
Damn Vame with a flurry of punches that miss.
James Jameson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clean Jaude Damn Vame is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damn Vame trying to control the position from guard on top but Jameson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Damn Vame looking to sit in guard and control but Jameson gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Damn Vame pulls Jameson in close to his closed guard and prevents Jameson from doing any damage or advancing position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Jameson has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Damn Vame is proving hard to escape from.
Damn Vame is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Clean Jaude Damn Vame wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Damn Vame goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jameson scores with a hook.
Jameson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Damn Vame blocks a jab.
Damn Vame slips under a jab.
Damn Vame connects with a high kick.
Damn Vame goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jameson misses with a body shot.

Jameson gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Damn Vame trying to control but Jameson is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Damn Vame won't allow Jameson to get back to his feet.
Damn Vame stays in close to Jameson's body and controls the position.
Jameson wants to stand but Damn Vame is controlling the position.
Damn Vame trying to control the position from guard on top but Jameson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Clean Jaude Damn Vame wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Jameson misses with a looping left.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Clean Jaude Damn Vame.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Damn Vame, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clean Jaude Damn Vame!
Clean Jaude Damn Vame seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.