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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dustin Fubar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brucey Phillips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fubar comes to the cage accompanied by Crash and Burn by The Transplants. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Brucey Phillips was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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170 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dustin Fubar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brucey Phillips!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Phillips circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Phillips to counter with a crisp jab.
Fubar tries to clinch but Phillips is having none of it.
Phillips scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Phillips.
Fubar swats away the attempt to clinch by Phillips.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Phillips, right into the meat.
Fubar tries to clinch there but Phillips circles away.
Fubar moves in looking to clinch but Phillips pushes him off.
Phillips finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Phillips shoots in and drives through. Fubar sprawls well.
Fubar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Phillips paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dustin Fubar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fubar moves into the clinch.
Fubar lands a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Phillips wants to break free but Fubar has control.
Fubar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Phillips is looking for a takedown.
Dustin Fubar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brucey Phillips.
Fubar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
Phillips drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Phillips looks winded!
Fubar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fubar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Phillips's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fubar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
A short right from Fubar on the inside.
Fubar works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fubar scores with a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fubar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice body punch from Fubar.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Fubar lands with a right to the head.
Phillips's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fubar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Good body shot from Fubar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fubar lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fubar manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fubar.
Fubar lands a shot to the body.
Fubar scores with a shot to the side of Phillips's head.
Fubar has Phillips pushed against the cage.
Fubar lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fubar.
Fubar leaning against his opponent.
Fubar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
Fubar pushes Phillips back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fubar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fubar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fubar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fubar.
Fubar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Phillips or not.
Fubar slows down the pace here.
Fubar lands a shot to the body.
Fubar content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Fubar.
Fubar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Phillips or not.
Fubar works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fubar pushes Phillips back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fubar cracks Phillips with a nice body shot.
Fubar lands with a left to the head.
Fubar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Phillips or not.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fubar lands a right hand.
Fubar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fubar presses Phillips against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Still in the clinch, Fubar scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from Fubar.
A left hand lands to the body for Fubar.
Fubar lands a shoulder strike.
Fubar content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Phillips's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fubar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fubar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fubar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Fubar.
Fubar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Phillips.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fubar.
Fubar slowing the pace effectively.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Dustin Fubar.
Fubar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dustin Fubar dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Fubar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fubar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Phillips paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fubar wants to clinch.
Phillips connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fubar's hands.
Fubar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Phillips swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Phillips gets tackled into the cage by Fubar. Fubar maintains the clinch.
Fubar tries to work over Phillips's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fubar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fubar pushes Phillips back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Fubar.
Fubar gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Phillips.
Fubar is pressed up against the cage. Phillips has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fubar down to the mat. Fubar avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Fubar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Phillips can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Phillips motions for Fubar to come forward. Phillips throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fubar closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fubar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Phillips is breathing heavily.
Fubar digs a right hand into Phillips's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Phillips's gas tank.
Fubar pressing his opponent against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fubar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fubar lands a nice shot to the body.
Fubar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fubar just leaning against Phillips, taking a breather.
Fubar lands a nice uppercut.
Fubar digs a right hand into Phillips's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Phillips's gas tank.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fubar stalling against the cage.
Fubar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fubar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Phillips.
Fubar works on Phillips's body with a couple of short punches.
Fubar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fubar works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fubar digs a right hand underneath Phillips's ribcage. Phillips let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fubar presses Phillips against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The referee calls for Fubar to work.
Fubar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Phillips.
Fubar lands with a short shot to the head.
Fubar lands a nice uppercut.
Fubar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Fubar takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Fubar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fubar lands a nice shot to the body.
Fubar lands with a left to the head.
Fubar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
Fubar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fubar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Good body shot from Fubar.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fubar digs a right hand underneath Phillips's ribcage. Phillips let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fubar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
Fubar effectively controlling the action here.
Fubar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Phillips.
A bit of stalling here from Fubar.
Fubar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fubar.
A right hook to the body lands for Fubar.
Fubar lands with a right to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Fubar.
Fubar gets through Phillips's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Fubar.
Fubar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Phillips.
Fubar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A hook to the body from Fubar.
The referee is keeping an eye on Fubar - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fubar cracks Phillips with a nice body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Fubar.
Phillips's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fubar works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short uppercut from Fubar.
Fubar lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fubar digs a right hand into Phillips's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Phillips's gas tank.
Fubar presses Phillips against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dustin Fubar has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fubar.
Fubar scores with a shot to the side of Phillips's head.
A hook to the body from Fubar.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fubar.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fubar lands a body punch.
Fubar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fubar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fubar digs a right hand into Phillips's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Phillips's gas tank.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dustin Fubar dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Fubar has managed to clinch.
Fubar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Fubar.
Fubar has Phillips pushed against the cage.
Fubar lands a nice shot to the body.
Fubar dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A hook to the body from Fubar.
A right hand to the body from Fubar.
Fubar scores with a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fubar cracks Phillips with a nice body shot.
Fubar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
Come on Fubar - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Fubar works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Phillips takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fubar lands with a right to the head.
Fubar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fubar slowing the pace effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fubar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Fubar.
Good body shot from Fubar.
Fubar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fubar digs a right hand underneath Phillips's ribcage. Phillips let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fubar scores with a hook to the body.
Fubar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fubar digs a right hand into Phillips's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Phillips's gas tank.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fubar lands a shoulder strike.
Fubar has Phillips pressed against the cage.
Good body shot from Fubar.
A right hook to the body lands for Fubar.
Fubar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fubar lands a body shot.
Fubar stalling in the clinch.
Fubar lands with a right to the head.
Fubar stalling the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fubar lands an uppercut.
Phillips looking for a takedown.
Fubar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fubar.
Fubar lands a body punch.
Fubar is pushing Phillips up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Fubar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
A short uppercut from Fubar.
A short right from Fubar.
Fubar lands a left hand.
Fubar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Fubar.
Fubar dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Fubar for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Brucey Phillips has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fubar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fubar gets through Phillips's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fubar scores with a hook to the body.
Fubar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fubar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fubar lands a nice shot to the body.
Fubar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fubar slows down the pace here.
Fubar lands a body punch.
A short right from Fubar on the inside.
Fubar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Phillips or not.
Fubar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Fubar - that landed with a thud.
Fubar lands with a left to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fubar digs a right hand underneath Phillips's ribcage. Phillips let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Fubar - that landed with a thud.
Fubar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Phillipss head.
Still in the clinch, Fubar scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short uppercut from Fubar.
Fubar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Good body shot from Fubar.
Fubar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Phillips or not.
Fubar digs a right hand into Phillips's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Phillips's gas tank.
A short right from Fubar.
Fubar scores with a hook to the body.
Phillips is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fubar cracks Phillips with a nice body shot.
Fubar works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A body shot lands from Fubar.
Fubar lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fubar lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Fubar.
Fubar stalls.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dustin Fubar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fubar, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight for Dustin Fubar!
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight for Dustin Fubar!
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight for Dustin Fubar!
Dustin Fubar wins by unanimous decision!
As Dustin Fubar got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Where is your jiu jitsu now?! Go home and wash your face, chump! I'm gonna go eat an entire pizza by myself to celebrate the beating I just gave you... Oh, and thanks to my manager and all my training partners too, I guess.'.
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