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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Fury (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Happy Gilmore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Nick Fury!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Glass and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gilmore misses with a hook. Fury ducked under it nicely.
Fury chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gilmore can pounce on him.
Fury throws the left hand but Gilmore avoids the punch easily.
Gilmore lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Fury moves into the clinch.
Gilmore's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Gilmore!
Gilmore dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fury. That did some damage!
Gilmore misses with a few strikes there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fury. Gilmore does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gilmore scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fury doesn't seem bothered though.
Fury rushes Gilmore and presses him up against the cage.
Fury blocks an uppercut.
Gilmore cracks Fury with a nice body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fury lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Gilmore breaks from the clinch.
Fury throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gilmore sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gilmore is looking to chop away at Fury's legs.
Fury drops his hands momentarily and Gilmore takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Happy Gilmore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Gilmore, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fury checks a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gilmore looks to throw the jab but Fury is out of range.
Gilmore cracks Fury with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fury takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fury ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fury throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Gilmore thows a body shot but no joy.
Gilmore connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fury's hands.
Gilmore throws a sloppy head kick and Fury moves out of range easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Gilmore checks a leg kick.
Gilmore misses with a hook. Fury ducked under it nicely.
Fury misses with a body shot.
Gilmore throws a leg kick but Fury moved away.
Gilmore throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fury sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good standup being displayed there by Gilmore as he connects with a hook.
Happy Gilmore is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gilmore moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Gilmore scores with a nice head shot.
Fury looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Gilmore on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fury. Fury obviously looking to wear him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fury waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gilmore.
Fury tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gilmore throws a head kick that misses.
Fury shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fury turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Gilmore avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fury clobbers Gilmore with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fury lands a jab to Gilmore's midsection.
Gilmore is breathing heavily.
Gilmore scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Gilmore displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fury throws out the jab.
Gilmore lands a slapping body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Gilmore darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sloppy strikes from Fury. Those never looked like landing.
Fury is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Gilmore as Fury shoots in.
Fury throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gilmore scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jab from Fury.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore moves out of range of the body kick.
Gilmore looks to throw the jab but Fury is out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Fury scores with a four punch combination!
Gilmore checks a low kick from Fury.
Gilmore swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Gilmore will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut. Fury saw that one coming.
Gilmore moves out of range of the body kick from Fury.
Fury throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Gilmore misses with a series of wild punches.
Fury goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fury checks a leg kick.
Fury misses with the combination.
Fury slips under a jab from Gilmore.
Fury throws a solid leg kick but Gilmore takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fury.
No joy there for Fury, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fury walks into a stiff left hand from Gilmore.
Fury misses with a wild body shot.
Fury thows a body shot but no joy.
Fury throws out a powerful jab.
Fury moves out of range of the leg kick from Gilmore.
Gilmore moves out of range of the body kick from Fury.
Gilmore throws a sloppy head kick and Fury moves out of range easily.
Gilmore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fury.
Gilmore throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gilmore looks to score with a jab to the body but Fury is just out of range.
Fury doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Gilmore throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Gilmore throws a right and a left that both miss.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fury looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fury tries a head kick but it misses.
Gilmore is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Gilmore slips under a jab from Fury.
Gilmore cracks Fury with an open hand slap.
Nice cross by Gilmore.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Nick Fury will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Fury doesn't manage to clinch there - Gilmore circles away.
Gilmore scores with a jab to the body.
Gilmore throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fury tries to score with a low kick but Gilmore moves his leg out of the way.
A swing and a miss from Fury.
Fury throws a nice looking combination but Gilmore bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gilmore.
Fury throws a low kick but Gilmore avoids it.
Fury doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fury checks the leg kick nicely there.
Gilmore just misses with a punch to the body.
Gilmore misses with a wild combination.
Fury dodges the punch combination from Gilmore.
Gilmore uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fury.
Gilmore punishes Fury's body with a nice straight punch.
Fury throws a body punch but Gilmore moves out of range.
Gilmore uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fury.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fury is looking to land body kicks.
Gilmore connects with a body shot.
Gilmore darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Gilmore scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Gilmore takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fury lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Gilmore swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fury.
Gilmore thumps Fury with a low kick.
Gilmore dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fury throws a hook but Gilmore avoids it easily.
Gilmore digs a good body shot into Fury's ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gilmore. Fury does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fury attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That kick from Gilmore tenderised Fury's leg. Fury is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gilmore staying out of range there.
Gilmore with a nice cross.
Fury scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Gilmore stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fury.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fury lands with a cross.
Gilmore blocks a head kick by Fury.
Gilmore lands a right hook to the body.
Gilmore moves out of range of the strikes.
Fury fails with a takedown attempt.
Fury misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gilmore.
Nick Fury seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fury thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Gilmore if he has to take too many more of those.
Gilmore throws a leg kick that misses.
Fury moves out of range of the strikes.
Gilmore swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut. Fury saw that one coming.
Gilmore uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fury.
Gilmore avoids the body shot from Fury.
Fury on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Gilmore lands a body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fury moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gilmore lands a right hook to the body.
Gilmore rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fury moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fury slips a jab from Gilmore.
Gilmore avoids the body shot from Fury.
Gilmore throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fury counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gilmore bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Fury misses with an uppercut. Gilmore saw that one coming.
Gilmore throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gilmore misses the shot to the body.
Gilmore throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fury tries to land a front kick but Gilmore steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fury throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Gilmore's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gilmore dodges the punch combination from Fury.
Gilmore rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fury moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The crowd cheers as Gilmore lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fury doesn't seem phased though.
Fury has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fury attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Gilmore throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fury looks to score with a jab to the body but Gilmore is just out of range.
Fury gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fury misses with an uppercut.
Gilmore checks a leg kick nicely.
Fury misses with a kick to the body.
Fury moves out of range as Gilmore strikes.
Gilmore lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fury at a distance.
Fury throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Fury throws a jab when Gilmore was well out of range.
Fury moves out of range as Gilmore throws a body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fury takes a jab right on the kisser.
Gilmore throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fury stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fury throws a push kick but Gilmore slaps the foot to one side.
Fury takes one to the chin there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Nick Fury will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Gilmore misses with a low kick.
Fury doesn't manage to clinch there - Gilmore circles away.
Fury takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Gilmore lands a really nice looking cross but Fury seems unphased.
Gilmore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fury.
Fury falls off balance throwing a combination
and Gilmore counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fury, right into the meat.
Gilmore getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fury misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fury closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fury lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fury fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gilmore manages to avoid it.
Fury misses with a body shot.
Fury lands with an overhand left.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fury catches Gilmore with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fury throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gilmore sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fury throws out a loose jab but Gilmore uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut.
Gilmore throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fury throws a right hand that misses
and Fury takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gilmore walks forward, straight into a front kick from Fury.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fury scores with a nice right hand.
Fury throws a jab when Gilmore was well out of range.
Gilmore takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Gilmore fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fury manages to avoid it.
Fury misses with a body kick.
Gilmore throws a combination. Fury tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fury explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Fury moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gilmore misses with a series of wild punches.
Fury misses with a wild body shot.
Gilmore moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fury misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gilmore.
Happy Gilmore has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fury avoids the body shot from Gilmore.
Gilmore jabs at Fury's body.
Gilmore slips under a jab from Fury.
Gilmore blocks a head kick by Fury.
Gilmore takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fury tries to move into range but Gilmore moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fury keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fury tries to clinch up.
Gilmore misses with a few strikes there.
Gilmore throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fury throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gilmore.
Fury avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fury swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fury dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gilmore. That did some damage!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fury.
Fury pivots, looking for a leg kick but Gilmore is out of range and Fury settles back down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fury.
Fury has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fury throws a body punch but Gilmore moves out of range.
Fury throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gilmore moves out of range as Fury throws a body kick.
Gilmore misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fury dodges the punch combination from Gilmore.
A bone on bone clash there as Gilmore blocks the leg kick.
Nick Fury is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Fury dips to his left and cracks Gilmore with an uppercut!
Fury fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A punch combination from Gilmore misses.
A punch lands to the side of Fury 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Gilmore feints a jab promting Fury to slip. Gilmore then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Fury slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Gilmore throws a leg kick but Fury sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Gilmore blocks the body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fury looks for a takedown but Gilmore sprawls well.
Fury listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fury avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Gilmore misses with a hook.
Gilmore misses with a straight left.
Fury keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Gilmore circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fury is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gilmore.
Gilmore uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fury.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fury throws the left hand but Gilmore avoids the punch easily.
Fury scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gilmore in his tracks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gilmore blocks a head kick by Fury.
Fury is looking to clinch.
Gilmore throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fury counters with a head kick. That will keep Gilmore thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fury lands a nice shot to the body.
Fury goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nick Fury comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Fury winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nick Fury!
An intense looking Nick Fury took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'IM BAAAAACCKKKK!!!! My time with the Monks has calmed my soul.... The Fist of Fury is steady and true.... want to find out whether you have what it takes? that's up to you...'.
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