PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oring Smegma Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Godwin Long (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oring Smegma Iii has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Smegma Iii
vs
Long

200 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Oring Smegma Iii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Godwin Long!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Long lands a big right hand that sends Smegma Iii crashing to the mat! Long stays standing though and waves Smegma Iii back to his feet!

Smegma Iii is rocked!

It looks like Oring Smegma Iii has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Long misses with a head kick.
Oh Smegma Iii is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Long throws a sloppy head kick

and Smegma Iii counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Smegma Iii wants to get back to his feet.
Long is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Smegma Iii wants to take a breather but Long is having none of it.
Long wants to improve his position but Smegma Iii is controlling well.
Long wants to get back to full guard but Smegma Iii has mounted him!
Long is in all sorts of trouble here.
Long is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Long can do anything to dispel that myth.
Long can't escape the position.
Smegma Iii takes Long's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Long is in trouble.
Long really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Smegma Iii. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Long trying to control the hands but Smegma Iii breaks the grip.
Smegma Iii has the hooks in. Long is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Long looks winded!
Long is keeping busy.
Long is trying to get back to his feet but Smegma Iii has full control of the position and if anything, Long has just worked his way into a worse spot.

Long showing good submission defense here.

Smegma Iii has the hooks in. Long is starting to panic. He's trying to push off one of the legs but he's left his neck open to attack. Smegma Iii passes his arm under Long's neck and tightens up a rear naked choke! This one is surely all over! Yes, Long taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Oring Smegma Iii!
After winning the bout, Oring Smegma Iii thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.