PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Gone Crazy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hamilton Bird (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Hamilton Bird enters the cage!

Gone Crazy
vs
Bird

190 cm
25
235 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
276 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ganja's Warehouse (95% Laundering)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Chris Gone Crazy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hamilton Bird!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bird misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gone Crazy.
Bird throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Good leg kick by Gone Crazy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bird scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bird bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Gone Crazy misses with a lunging right hand
and Gone Crazy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gone Crazy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bird thows a body shot but no joy.
A good leg kick by Gone Crazy.
Gone Crazy misses with a looping left.
Bird misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Gone Crazy counters with a nice leg kick.
Bird looks winded!
Gone Crazy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bird.
Bird is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Gone Crazy rather than just go for the knockout.
A leg kick checked by Gone Crazy.
Good shot there by Bird.
Gone Crazy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bird.
Gone Crazy scores with a jab. Bird acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

It looks like Hamilton Bird has been cut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Gone Crazy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick from Gone Crazy lands but Bird takes it in his stride.
Gone Crazy takes a swing at Bird's ribcage but misses.
Gone Crazy thuds his shin into the meat of Bird's side.
Gone Crazy scoring well with a low kick there.
Chris Gone Crazy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Gone Crazy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gone Crazy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bird stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Gone Crazy.
Gone Crazy takes a swing at Bird's ribcage but misses.
Gone Crazy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gone Crazy cracks the inside of Bird's front leg.
A good leg kick by Gone Crazy.
Bird should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Gone Crazy scoring well with a low kick there.
Bird on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

Gone Crazy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Gone Crazy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gone Crazy tries to work over Bird's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gone Crazy.
Gone Crazy works on Bird's body with a couple of short punches.
Gone Crazy scores with a shoulder strike.
Gone Crazy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gone Crazy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Gone Crazy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bird lands with a right to the head.

Gone Crazy breaks the clinch.
Bird takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Gone Crazy.
Gone Crazy throws a head kick that Bird semi-blocks.
Gone Crazy lands the left hand.
Gone Crazy chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gone Crazy.
Bird gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Gone Crazy throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Bird is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Chris Gone Crazy!
An out of breath Chris Gone Crazy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.