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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FaTTy McButterPantZ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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271 lbs
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270 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FaTTy McButterPantZ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ray Parantainen!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Daniel Franklin and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McButterPantZ shoots in for a double leg but Parantainen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Parantainen gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and McButterPantZ counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McButterPantZ wants to lay and pray for a moment but Parantainen keeps working.
Parantainen won't allow McButterPantZ to pass to mount.
McButterPantZ works his way into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parantainen is looking for a sweep.
Parantainen sneaks back into half guard.
McButterPantZ slips a nice elbow through Parantainen's hands, connecting with Parantainen's forehead.
McButterPantZ lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Parantainen tries to roll over but McButterPantZ keeps him under control.
McButterPantZ wants to take a breather but Parantainen is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parantainen is trying to get back to full guard.
McButterPantZ controlling the action here.
McButterPantZ is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Parantainen!
McButterPantZ looking to control but Parantainen is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
McButterPantZ is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Parantainen can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Parantainen tries to reverse the position but McButterPantZ maintains control.
Parantainen wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
McButterPantZ lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
McButterPantZ has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Parantainen tries to escape the position.
Parantainen looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McButterPantZ is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
McButterPantZ tries to keep control of the position but Parantainen is staying busy.
McButterPantZ is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Parantainen defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Will McButterPantZ go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
McButterPantZ looking for the choke from the back.
McButterPantZ is hanging on to Parantainen's back as he tries to escape.
McButterPantZ is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Can Parantainen hold on?! McButterPantZ is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
McButterPantZ is trying to stick to Parantainen's back but Parantainen is turning into McButterPantZ. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in McButterPantZ's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Parantainen.
Parantainen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
McButterPantZ is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McButterPantZ throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Parantainen slips nicely into half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. McButterPantZ manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
McButterPantZ wants to sweep here but Parantainen controlling him for the moment.
Parantainen is fighting to break McButterPantZ's control of his arms but McButterPantZ is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Parantainen won't allow McButterPantZ to sweep him here.
Parantainen is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! McButterPantZ is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! McButterPantZ has escaped and now he's on top!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McButterPantZ passes into half guard.
Parantainen is refusing to be controlled, as McButterPantZ sits in half guard.
McButterPantZ is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Parantainen is looking for a sweep. McButterPantZ is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McButterPantZ is trying to control the action in half guard but Parantainen is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Parantainen tries to get to full guard but McButterPantZ has control of the leg.
Parantainen gets full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Parantainen had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. McButterPantZ is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Parantainen Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take McButterPantZ's back instead.
Parantainen is trying to stick to McButterPantZ's back but McButterPantZ is turning into Parantainen. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Parantainen's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by McButterPantZ.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
FaTTy McButterPantZ dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Parantainen misses with a takedown attempt
and McButterPantZ counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McButterPantZ.
Parantainen looking for submissions from the bottom but instead McButterPantZ passes into half guard.
Parantainen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Parantainen.
McButterPantZ controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
McButterPantZ might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
McButterPantZ trying to control the position from guard on top but Parantainen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McButterPantZ sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Parantainen is breathing heavily.
Parantainen looking for a sweep. Not yet Parantainen, not yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McButterPantZ wants to control from the top but Parantainen keeps moving.
McButterPantZ won't allow Parantainen to sweep him here.
Parantainen is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McButterPantZ looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
McButterPantZ not doing much here.
Parantainen wants to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but McButterPantZ pulls his head out easily.
McButterPantZ lands with a punch from half guard.
McButterPantZ controlling the action here.
Parantainen is refusing to be controlled, as McButterPantZ sits in half guard.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
McButterPantZ swinging wilding here.
McButterPantZ throws a head kick but Parantainen moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen tries for a takedown but McButterPantZ circles away easily
and McButterPantZ counters with a single leg into guard. Parantainen didn't expect that.
Parantainen wants to sweep but no luck.
Parantainen working for a triangle but McButterPantZ defends it easily.
McButterPantZ drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and McButterPantZ jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
McButterPantZ preventing the sweep.
McButterPantZ passes Parantainen's left leg - he's now in half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen moves into full guard.
Parantainen looking to hit a scissor sweep but McButterPantZ is one step ahead there.
McButterPantZ working some strikes from top position.
Parantainen keeping moving, preventing McButterPantZ from controlling successfully.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McButterPantZ's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McButterPantZ avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
FaTTy McButterPantZ dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
McButterPantZ swings for the body but Parantainen moves out of range.
McButterPantZ moves into the clinch.
McButterPantZ is trying to break the clinch but Parantainen has him pressed against the cage.
Parantainen looking for a takedown.
Parantainen drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McButterPantZ.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parantainen gets underhooks to prevent McButterPantZ's takedown attempt.
Parantainen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parantainen gets underhooks to prevent McButterPantZ's takedown attempt.
McButterPantZ is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Parantainen can't fight it off and eventually McButterPantZ manages to take the fight to the floor. Parantainen looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Parantainen looking for a sweep. Not yet Parantainen, not yet.
McButterPantZ showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
McButterPantZ seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Parantainen for as long as he can get away with.
Parantainen looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
McButterPantZ looking to pass the guard.
McButterPantZ controlling from the top position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen keeping full guard, as McButterPantZ tries to pass.
McButterPantZ trying to control but Parantainen is working from the bottom.
McButterPantZ stays in close to Parantainen's body and controls the position.
McButterPantZ trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Parantainen is looking for a triangle but McButterPantZ pushes his legs off easily.
McButterPantZ sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Parantainen's guard.
Parantainen is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but McButterPantZ pulls his head out easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen tries to roll over but McButterPantZ keeps him under control.
Parantainen actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parantainen looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and McButterPantZ pushes past his half guard into mount!
McButterPantZ fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Parantainen keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Parantainen regains half guard.
Parantainen is pressing down on McButterPantZ's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
McButterPantZ stopping the sweep attempt from Parantainen.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen is looking for a triangle but McButterPantZ pushes his legs off easily.
Parantainen has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McButterPantZ can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Parantainen wants to sweep but no luck.
Parantainen has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McButterPantZ can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Parantainen throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McButterPantZ trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to FaTTy McButterPantZ.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McButterPantZ, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... FaTTy McButterPantZ!
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