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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lauren Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oring Smegma Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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166 lbs
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170 cm
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160 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lauren Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oring Smegma Ii!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Fedor Mirinova and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smegma Ii fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Burns throws a head kick but Smegma Ii moves out of range.
Burns connects with a high kick.
Smegma Ii tries to clinch there but Burns circles away.
Smegma Ii shoots for a double leg takedown but Burns sprawls well. He's pushed Smegma Ii's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Oring Smegma Ii seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burns jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Smegma Ii fails in his attempt to clinch.
Burns thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Smegma Ii if he has to take too many more of those.
Smegma Ii will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lauren Burns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oring Smegma Ii.
Burns throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Smegma Ii.
Burns pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smegma Ii throws a body kick that misses
and Burns counters with a body kick that stops Smegma Ii in his tracks momentarily.
Burns misses the shot to the body.
Smegma Ii blocks a low kick nicely.
Burns tries a head kick but it misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Burns.
Smegma Ii avoids a kick to the body.
Burns throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Burns lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Smegma Ii has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Smegma Ii and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Smegma Ii shoots in and drives through. Burns sprawls well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smegma Ii tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Burns swivels and escapes.
Smegma Ii looks winded!
Burns looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Burns lands a head kick!
Burns lands with a slapping head kick.
Burns throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smegma Ii takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Burns lands with a kick to the ribs.
Smegma Ii takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Smegma Ii takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lauren Burns is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smegma Ii stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Burns.
Burns connects with a solid leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Burns.
Good leg kick by Burns there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Burns fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Smegma Ii has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice body kick from Burns.
Burns throws a head kick that Smegma Ii semi-blocks.
Burns lands a head kick. Smegma Ii smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burns throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Burns.
Smegma Ii blocks the body kick.
Burns misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Burns lets loose with a powerful body kick. Smegma Ii will feel that in the morning.
Some bone on bone action there as Smegma Ii checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The fighters circling - Burns throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crunch! Burns slams his shin into Smegma Ii's torso.
Burns scores with a head kick. Smegma Ii tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lauren Burns dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Smegma Ii uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Burns.
Smegma Ii avoids the head kick by Burns.
Burns thows a body kick. Smegma Ii tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Burns tries to land a front kick but Smegma Ii steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Burns looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Burns throws a leg kick
and Smegma Ii decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Burns's guard.
Burns wants to stand up but Smegma Ii is controlling him.
Smegma Ii wants to control from the top but Burns keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smegma Ii scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Smegma Ii tries to free his leg and advance position but Burns is retaining full guard.
Burns is looking to stand up but Smegma Ii isn't so interested in that idea.
Smegma Ii forces his way into half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Burns is refusing to be controlled, as Smegma Ii sits in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smegma Ii throwing shots but Burns is blocking nicely.
Burns keeping control of the position.
Smegma Ii trying to control the action but Burns is working from the bottom.
Burns blocking the ground and pound attempt from Smegma Ii.
Smegma Ii is trying to control. Burns wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Burns wants to get back to his feet.
Burns is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Smegma Ii scores with a couple of nice shots.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns is not content to let Smegma Ii control the position.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Oring Smegma Ii was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Smegma Ii shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Burns but Burns pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Smegma Ii.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Smegma Ii shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Burns but Burns pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lauren Burns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oring Smegma Ii.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burns throws a head kick that misses.
Burns looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Burns tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Smegma Ii.
Smegma Ii closes this distance looking for a takedown but Burns circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Burns misses with a head kick.
Smegma Ii moves out of range as Burns throws a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oring Smegma Ii showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Burns throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Smegma Ii's head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Smegma Ii checks a leg kick.
Burns misses with a body kick.
Burns thumps Smegma Ii with a low kick.
Smegma Ii slips under a jab from Burns.
Burns throws a lazy body kick
and Smegma Ii counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Oring Smegma Ii has got the better of the ground game so far.
Burns trying to control the position.
Smegma Ii wants to control from the top but Burns keeps moving.
Smegma Ii is in close to Burns's body, working some short punches and elbows.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smegma Ii tries to free his leg and advance position but Burns is retaining full guard.
Burns knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Smegma Ii on the ground.
Smegma Ii wants to control from the top but Burns keeps moving.
Burns controlling Smegma Ii's posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Smegma Ii moves in looking to clinch but Burns pushes him off.
Burns leaves Smegma Ii with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burns misses with a body kick.
Smegma Ii fails with a takedown attempt.
Smegma Ii has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Burns.
Burns throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Lauren Burns is winning the standup battle so far.
Burns throws a head kick that misses.
Burns misses with a body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Smegma Ii blocks the leg kick.
Smegma Ii's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Smegma Ii is trying hard to land a takedown here. Burns sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Lauren Burns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oring Smegma Ii.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smegma Ii walks forward, straight into a front kick from Burns.
Smegma Ii dives in and grabs Burns's left leg, looking for a takedown. Burns pushes down on Smegma Ii's head and hops out.
Smegma Ii moves out of range of the strikes.
Burns chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Burns throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Burns scoring well with a low kick there.
Burns misses with an attempted mid kick.
Burns motions for Smegma Ii to come forward. Burns throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burns lands a high kick!
Oring Smegma Ii is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Burns lands a nice leg kick that just misses Smegma Ii's sensitive parts.
Smegma Ii moves out of range as Burns throws a body kick.
Burns looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Burns scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Smegma Ii looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Burns scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Burns lands with a slapping head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lauren Burns showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Burns has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 29:28
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lauren Burns!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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