PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jimmer Octopulus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Nixon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Richard Nixon is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Octopulus
vs
Nixon

170 cm
22
135 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
33
146 lbs
7 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmer Octopulus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, Richard Nixon!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nixon wants to clinch

and Octopulus counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Octopulus passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Nixon!
Octopulus lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Octopulus connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Octopulus is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Nixon goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Octopulus!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jimmer Octopulus!
After winning the bout, Jimmer Octopulus thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.