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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and CUNT CUNT (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brock Lesnar looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, CUNT CUNT!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has CUNT pinned against the cage. CUNT gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
CUNT clinches up against the cage.
Lesnar blocking some punches.
Lesnar gets underhooks to prevent CUNT's takedown attempt.
CUNT wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage.
CUNT lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Lesnar.
Lesnar works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Lesnar postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
CUNT is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
CUNT is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
CUNT keeping full guard, as Lesnar tries to pass.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
Lesnar postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
CUNT wants to get back to his feet but Lesnar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
CUNT is trying to control the position but Lesnar postures up.
CUNT tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
CUNT tries to clinch but Lesnar moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CUNT tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lesnar swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice sprawl there from CUNT as Lesnar shoots in.
CUNT wants to clinch up but Lesnar keeps it at a distance.
CUNT fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lesnar keeps the fight on the outside.
CUNT moves in looking to clinch but Lesnar pushes him off.
CUNT is looking to clinch.
CUNT scores with a three punch combo!
CUNT wants to clinch.
Lesnar closes the distance and clinches up with CUNT, looking for a takedown. Lesnar pushes CUNT against the cage but CUNT circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
CUNT keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nice sprawl there from CUNT as Lesnar shoots in.
Lesnar bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Lesnar grinds an elbow into CUNT's temple.
You can see the frustration on CUNT's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Lesnar in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar works to advance to full mount. CUNT defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Lesnar with good strikes from the mount here!
Lesnar with shots to the head and body - CUNT looks very uncomfortable down there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lesnar looking to control and managing it successfully.
CUNT wants to try and get back to his feet.
Lesnar lands with some strikes.
CUNT is trying desperately to improve position.
CUNT wants to try and get back to his feet.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
CUNT manages to regain half guard. Good work.
CUNT pushes Lesnar off looking to stand but Lesnar dives back in and keeps control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
CUNT trying to control here.
Lesnar winds up and cracks CUNT with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Lesnar prevents CUNT from improving his position.
CUNT tries to kick Lesnar off in order to stand up. Lesnar Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
CUNT wants to control but Lesnar postures up.
CUNT takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Lesnar scores with a couple of short elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lesnar looks up at the clock and then as CUNT takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Lesnar smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
CUNT is looking for a sweep.
CUNT really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lesnar. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lesnar cracks CUNT with an elbow. That is naaassty.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar in side control lands a decent elbow.
CUNT is not content to let Lesnar control the position.
Lesnar lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear CUNT down.
CUNT is looking to regain half guard here but Lesnar keeps moving and retains side control.
CUNT taking a bit of punishment here - Lesnar scoring with strikes.
CUNT is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Lesnar is controlling him well.
Lesnar wants to lay and pray for a moment but CUNT keeps working.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar looks up at the clock and then as CUNT takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Lesnar smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Lesnar advances nicely into full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brock Lesnar dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Lesnar closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Lesnar has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
CUNT gets back to half guard.
CUNT is trying to stand up here but Lesnar is controlling him well.
CUNT has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lesnar is working away from the top position though.
CUNT is looking for a sweep. Lesnar is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
CUNT has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lesnar is working away from the top position though.
Lesnar thows a huge punch but CUNT dodges it nicely.
Lesnar is thwarting CUNT's attempts to control the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lesnar closes the distance and clinches up with CUNT, looking for a takedown. Lesnar pushes CUNT against the cage but CUNT circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
CUNT wants to clinch up but Lesnar keeps it at a distance.
CUNT keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
CUNT scores with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar shoots in looking for a takedown. CUNT tries to sprawl out of it but Lesnar keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. CUNT manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
CUNT throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Lesnar closes this distance looking for a takedown but CUNT circles away.
Lesnar circles away from the clinch attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - CUNT looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fight stays on the outside here - CUNT looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with CUNT but CUNT pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice straight punches there by CUNT. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of CUNT.
Lesnar shoots for a takedown but CUNT saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
CUNT lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lesnar backs up against the cage.
CUNT thuds his shin into the meat of Lesnar's side.
CUNT's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and CUNT duly obliges.
Lesnar is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
CUNT tries to clinch up but Lesnar circles away and keeps his distance.
CUNT pulls out of a head kick attempt.
CUNT tries to clinch but Lesnar is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? CUNT is fending him off so far but Lesnar persists. Nope, CUNT circles away and we're back to standing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
CUNT stuffs the takedown attempt from Lesnar. Lesnar gets slowly back to his feet.
CUNT is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
CUNT fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Lesnar shoots in but CUNT avoids the takedown attempt easily.
CUNT tries to clinch there but Lesnar circles away.
CUNT tries to clinch but Lesnar is having none of it.
CUNT throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lesnar on the side of the head.
Lesnar takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A shot to de liver by CUNT. Beautiful body shot.
Lesnar scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
CUNT is looking for a sweep.
Lesnar landing strikes.
Check out the look on Lesnar's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
CUNT wants to control but Lesnar postures up.
CUNT is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
CUNT is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Lesnar is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CUNT tries to lock up and control but Lesnar gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
CUNT gets back to half guard.
Lesnar stops CUNT from getting back to his feet.
CUNT on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Lesnar takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lesnar prevents CUNT from standing back up.
CUNT wants to control but Lesnar is keeping busy.
Ground and pound from Lesnar.
CUNT is staying active underneath Lesnar, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Lesnar prevents CUNT from improving his position.
CUNT is trying to stand back up but Lesnar is controlling him
Lesnar tries to pass the half guard into mount. CUNT knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
CUNT tries to kick Lesnar off but Lesnar keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lesnar shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in CUNT's guard.
CUNT looking to control.
CUNT tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Lesnar is looking to work some ground and pound but CUNT has wrist control.
Lesnar postures up.
CUNT is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Lesnar is controlling him.
Lesnar trying to control but CUNT is working from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as CUNT works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says CUNT as he avoids it easily.
Lesnar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lesnar closes the distance and clinches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
CUNT CUNT showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
CUNT scores with a three punch combo!
CUNT closes the distance looking to clinch
and Lesnar counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Lesnar controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Lesnar might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
CUNT working a defensive guard here.
Lesnar sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed CUNT's guard.
CUNT is trying to stand.
CUNT is staying active underneath Lesnar, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Lesnar trying to advance position but CUNT counters by regaining guard.
Lesnar thows a big elbow that misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lesnar trying to control the position from guard on top but CUNT is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lesnar's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
CUNT keeping moving, preventing Lesnar from controlling successfully.
CUNT is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Lesnar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around CUNT's waist but CUNT gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lesnar off to one side.
Lesnar circles away from the clinch attempt
and Lesnar counters with a shoot takedown. CUNT fights it but they end up in guard.
Lesnar content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Lesnar lands a couple of elbows.
Lesnar with a flurry of punches that miss.
CUNT is trying to control the position but Lesnar postures up.
Lesnar stands up over CUNT, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
CUNT trying to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
CUNT looking for a sweep. Not yet CUNT, not yet.
Lesnar is pushing down on CUNT's leg trying to pass to half guard. CUNT is fighting to maintain full guard but Lesnar has managed to sneak the leg through.
CUNT wants to control but Lesnar is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Lesnar working over CUNT with some ground and pound. CUNT looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Lesnar trying to control from half guard but CUNT is working away.
CUNT is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Lesnar scores with a couple of nice shots.
Lesnar not landing any meaningful shots this time.
CUNT moves into full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Lesnar stops CUNT from standing up.
Lesnar is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Lesnar lands a couple of digs.
Lesnar trying to control but CUNT is working from the bottom.
Lesnar with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Lesnar sitting in guard here, content to control.
Lesnar postures up and lands a big shot to CUNT's brow.
Lesnar postures up and lands a big shot to CUNT's brow.
Lesnar decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on CUNT, up you get!
Lesnar takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
CUNT throws a one two combo.
Lesnar drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
CUNT working a defensive guard here.
Brock Lesnar overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
CUNT is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Lesnar trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lesnar wants to get up but he can't break CUNT's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
CUNT doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lesnar has managed to clinch.
CUNT gets underhooks to prevent Lesnar's takedown attempt.
Lesnar has CUNT pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. CUNT manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
CUNT wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
CUNT wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lesnar changes levels and goes for a takedown here. CUNT fights it off and pushes away nicely.
CUNT lands with a nice body punch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Brock Lesnar showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Lesnar has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brock Lesnar!
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