PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jean Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jean Pierre is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Turd
vs
Pierre

194 cm
21
185 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

191 cm
27
185 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jean Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Franklyn Lucas and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pierre throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it.
Pierre fails with the takedown.
No luck for Pierre with that takedown attempt.
Pierre fails with a takedown attempt.
Frank Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jean Pierre.
Turd connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turd throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pierre gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turd counters with a good, hard body kick but Pierre shrugs it off.
Pierre stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Turd.
Turd throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pierre.
Jean Pierre seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pierre fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Pierre is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Turd's half guard.
Pierre looks winded!
Turd tries to get to full guard but Pierre has control of the leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd blocking the ground and pound attempt from Pierre.

Turd is defending against the submission attempts here by Pierre.
Turd is trying to stand.
Pierre drops an elbow to the side of Turd's head.

Pierre looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Turd is looking for a sweep. Pierre is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd tries to kick Pierre off but Pierre keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Turd is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Pierre is trying to work for a kimura but Turd is defending well.
Pierre thows a huge punch but Turd dodges it nicely.
Pierre missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Turd keeping control of the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pierre.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pierre not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pierre thows a huge punch but Turd dodges it nicely.
Turd on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Turd tries to get out of the position.
Nice strikes from Pierre there.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Turd is trying to maintain the position but Pierre is very close to passing his half guard.
Turd is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pierre scores with a couple of nice shots.
Pierre throwing shots but Turd is blocking nicely.
Turd blocking the ground and pound attempt from Pierre.
Pierre not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Turd trying to control from the bottom.

Pierre is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Pierre thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd tries to roll over but Pierre keeps him under control.
Turd controlling the position well.

Pierre is looking for submissions but instead, Turd has regained full guard.

Pierre postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Turd is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Pierre, into his guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Pierre has his foot on Turd's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Turd works his way back into a safe position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jean Pierre will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Crunch! Turd slams his shin into Pierre's torso.
Pierre looks for a takedown but Turd sprawls well.
Pierre tries for a takedown but Turd sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Pierre misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Frank Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jean Pierre.
Pierre has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Turd.
A slapping body kick lands there for Turd.
Pierre stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Turd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd pushes Pierre away with a front kick.
Turd bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Turd fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pierre.
Pierre is breathing heavily.
Turd with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Turd throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Turd lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pierre takes a step back to recover.

Turd moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pierre in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Pierre takes a knee right on the jaw!
Pierre takes a knee to the side of the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Turd.
Pierre has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Turd with a knee to the head.
Pierre tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Turd smiles and moves away.

Turd clinches.
Turd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Pierre takes a knee right on the jaw!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A knee to the head by Turd.

It looks like Jean Pierre has been cut.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Turd working Pierre over with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Pierre has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Turd will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pierre up against the cage.
Turd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pierre's face.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Pierre has Turd pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Turd manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Turd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pierre's face.
Turd slows down the pace here.
Pierre is trying to force a seperation but Turd has the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Turd scores a nice knee to the body.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Pierre takes a knee right on the jaw!

Pierre is rocked!
Turd lands a good knee to the midsection. Pierre won't want to take too many of those.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Turd obliges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Turd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pierre's face.
Turd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pierre's face.
Frank Turd has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Turd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pierre's face.
Pierre being controlled against the cage.
Pierre tries to circle away but Turd has him pinned against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd with a knee to the head.
Turd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Pierre has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Turd.
Turd is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Turd lands a knee to the body.
Turd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Pierre is looking to take this one to the mat.
Pierre tries to pull guard but Turd forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Come on Turd - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A knee to the head by Turd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turd unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Turd connects with a knee to the head.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Turd dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jean Pierre's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Turd lands with a slapping head kick.
Pierre fails with the takedown
and Turd makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Frank Turd is winning the standup battle so far.
Turd connects with a solid leg kick.
Turd scores with a kick to the midsection.
Turd blocks a jab.
Turd bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Turd scores with a spinning back kick!
Nice body kick from Turd.
Turd lands a head kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd scores with a nice body kick.
Pierre shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Turd pinned against the cage. Turd gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Pierre takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Turd connects with a high kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pierre on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Turd lands with a kick to the ribs.
Turd throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pierre has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Turd.
Turd throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pierre's head.
Turd keeps Pierre at a distance using the push kick.
Turd lands a nice hook to Pierre's body. Pierre takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pierre crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Turd - the referee stops the clock and Pierre gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Turd. Pierre manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Pierre has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Turd.
Pierre takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Turd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Pierre tries to pull guard but Turd forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Frank Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jean Pierre.
Pierre takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Turd obliges.
Turd slowing the pace effectively.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Turd landing knees to the head.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Pierre is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?
Pierre drops down looking for an ankle pick but Turd pulls his leg out and moves away.
Turd keeps Pierre at a distance using the push kick.
Pierre seems to have recovered his senses.
Turd thows a body kick. Pierre tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Pierre fails to land the takedown.
Turd throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd scores with a push kick.
Turd keeps Pierre at a distance using the push kick.
Turd lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Turd connects with a high kick.
Turd throws a front kick that sends Pierre stumbling back into the cage.
Turd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pierre can do to turn this around?
Turd throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pierre shoots in looking for a takedown. Turd tries to sprawl out of it but Pierre keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Turd manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Turd lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pierre closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Turd throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Frank Turd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Turd defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pierre.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pierre. That did some damage!
Jean Pierre is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pierre takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Turd closes the distance and pushes Pierre back into the cage.
Pierre wants a takedown but no success here.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Pierre takes a knee to the side of the body.
Turd landing knees to the head.
A knee to the head by Turd.
Turd with a knee to the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A knee to the head by Turd.
Pierre goes for a takedown in the clinch but Turd prevents it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Frank Turd showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:26
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Frank Turd!
Frank Turd took some time post fight to say the following; 'Frank Turd grabs the microphone and screams "HEY YALL I JUST TURDED ALL OVER HIS FACE!" He drops the microphone as the crowd goes wild.'.