PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Dunowevil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dynamite Nixon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dunowevil's entrance music is If You're Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough. A fine choice. Nixon is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Fear is Our Tradition by Ignite. Dynamite Nixon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dunowevil
vs
Nixon

194 cm
29
221 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

182 cm
30
202 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Legion of Pain Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Roger Dunowevil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dynamite Nixon!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Jonathan Paton and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nixon moves into the clinch.
Dunowevil swings wildly with an uppercut but Nixon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nixon trying to control the position but instead, Dunowevil has worked for underhooks and has pushed Nixon into the cage.
Nixon misses with some punches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Nixon seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
Dunowevil doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dunowevil tries to throw a body punch but Nixon avoids it by throwing Dunowevil back against the cage.
Dunowevil tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nixon's elbow.
Dunowevil tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nixon's elbow.
Nixon is working for takedown but Dunowevil is calmly controlling the position for now.

Nixon breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dunowevil checks a low kick from Nixon.
Dunowevil checks a leg kick nicely.
Nixon is looking to clinch.
A leg kick checked by Dunowevil.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dunowevil swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nixon is looking to clinch but Dunowevil is avoiding it.
Nixon misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nixon lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Roger Dunowevil has been cut.
Dunowevil looks to score with a jab to the body but Nixon is just out of range.
Dunowevil keeps the fight on the outside.
Dunowevil misses with a hook.
Dunowevil slips a jab and a cross from Nixon.
Dunowevil misses with a wild body shot.
Dunowevil uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nixon.
Dunowevil lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nixon at a distance.
Dunowevil's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nixon under the eye.
Nixon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dunowevil counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A lazy left from Dunowevil finds it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nixon. Dunowevil does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dunowevil throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nixon takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nixon takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dynamite Nixon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nixon moves out of range as Dunowevil strikes.
Nixon tries to move into range but Dunowevil moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dunowevil misses the shot to the body.
Nixon ducks right into an uppercut from Dunowevil.
Nixon throws a looping overhand right but Dunowevil ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nixon scores with a nice body kick.
Dunowevil fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Nixon.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dunowevil.
Nixon moves forwards but Dunowevil connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dunowevil is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nixon moves in looking to clinch but Dunowevil pushes him off.
Dunowevil bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Nixon's head backwards.

It looks like Dynamite Nixon has been cut.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dunowevil.
Nixon throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nixon avoids the body shot from Dunowevil.
Nixon moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nixon tries to clinch up.
Nixon misses with a hook.
Nixon connects with a high kick.
Dunowevil dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nixon. That did some damage!
Dunowevil lands a nice shot that snaps Nixon's head back.
Nixon walks into a left hand.
Nixon slips a jab from Dunowevil.
Dunowevil jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nixon shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dunowevil throws a head kick that misses.
Dunowevil lunges at Nixon with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Nixon's hand.
Dunowevil loads up on a big right hand but Nixon slips the punch.
Dunowevil throws a low kick but Nixon avoids it.
Dunowevil is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nixon throws a body punch but Dunowevil moves out of range.
Dunowevil lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dunowevil throws out a powerful jab.
Nixon attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dunowevil waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nixon.
Nixon is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dunowevil throws the left hand but Nixon avoids the punch easily.
Nixon swings for the body but Dunowevil moves out of range.
Nixon uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dunowevil.
Dunowevil connects with a single shot there.
Dunowevil is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dunowevil lands with an overhand left.
Nixon throws a leg kick
enabling Dunowevil to counter with a crisp jab.

Nixon has managed to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Dunowevil on the inside.
Nixon stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dunowevil blocking some punches.
Dunowevil prevents the takedown attempt.

Nixon breaks from the clinch.
Nixon wants to slow Dunowevil down by chopping away at his legs.
Dunowevil scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dunowevil scores with a jab to the body.
Dunowevil connects with a nice looking jab.
Nixon misses with an uppercut
and Dunowevil counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nixon bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nixon takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Nixon is rocked!
Dunowevil thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Nixon if he has to take too many more of those.
Nixon is still on wobbly legs! Can Dunowevil finish him?
Nixon looks winded!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Dunowevil throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Nixon is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Roger Dunowevil!
Roger Dunowevil really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Syndicate Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.