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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Musta Surma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Jeremy's choice of entrance music: I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



167 cm
25
152 lbs
13 - 9 - 1
175 cm
29
145 lbs
19 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Musta Surma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Surma misses.
Jeremy misses with a looping left.
Jeremy lands a body shot.
A shot to the liver by Jeremy. Beautiful body shot.
Surma keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Surma misses with a wild body shot.
Surma thows a body shot but no joy.
Surma tries to clinch up but Jeremy circles away and keeps his distance.
The fighters circle momentarily. Surma darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jeremy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Surma stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Surma on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jeremy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Surma has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Surma avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Surma.
Jeremy slips under a jab from Surma.
Surma throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.


It looks like Musta Surma has been cut.
Jeremy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Surma's calf.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Musta Surma is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Surma ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Surma misses with a two punch combination.
Jeremy lands with a slapping head kick.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
A jab from Jeremy misses.
Surma sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jeremy slips a jab and a cross from Surma.
Surma tests Jeremy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Surma looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Surma looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Surma is looking to clinch.
Jeremy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Jeremy with a hook.
Surma scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jeremy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Surma. That did some damage!
Surma tries to close the distance and clinch but Jeremy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Surma throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Jeremy lunges at Surma with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Surma's hand.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy lands a slapping body shot.
Surma throws a lazy right hand but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeremy lands a nice looking body shot.
Surma tries to clinch up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jeremy.
Jeremy scores with a nice head shot.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jeremy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Surma rather than just go for the knockout.
Jeremy avoids the body shot from Surma.
Surma is looking to clinch but Jeremy is avoiding it.
Surma feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jeremys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Surma tries to clinch there but Jeremy circles away.
Jeremy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Surma looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jeremy throws a head kick that misses.
Surma loads up on a big right hand but Jeremy slips the punch.
Surma takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jeremy misses with a wild combination.
Jeremy with a nice cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Surma misses with an uppercut.
Jeremy connects with a looping right hand.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Surma looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Surma uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Jeremy throws an overhand right that lands on Surma's shoulder, as Surma tries to avoid the shot.
Jeremy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Surma was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a looping left.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Surma swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Surma tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jeremy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Surma tries to clinch but Jeremy moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Musta Surma's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Jeremy lands a body shot.
Jeremy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jeremy walks into a stiff left hand from Surma.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Jeremy misses the jab.
Surma throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jeremy swings for the body but Surma moves out of range.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Surma thows a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Surma's hands.
Surma avoids a punch combination nicely.
A combination from Surma does no damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Surma wants to clinch.

Jeremy looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jeremy is trying to work for a kimura but Surma is defending well.
Jeremy throwing shots but Surma is blocking nicely.
Jeremy missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jeremy is keen to just control but Surma is a slippery customer.
Surma is looking to improve his position.
Surma is trying to control but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jeremy sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Surma defending well though.
Jeremy seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Surma does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Surma is pressing down on Jeremy's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Jeremy looking to sit in guard and control but Surma gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Jeremy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Surma defends well.
Surma working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jeremy looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Surma tries to stand but Jeremy is controlling from the bottom.
Jeremy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Surma trying to control the position from guard on top but Jeremy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Jeremy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Surma defends it easily.
Jeremy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Surma is one step ahead there.

Jeremy throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Surma escapes and throws Jeremy's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Jeremy is trying to control Surma's posture but Surma avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is trying to improve his position.

Surma stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Jeremy throws a hook but Surma avoids it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Surma misses with a two punch combination.
Surma throws a lazy head kick
and Jeremy counters with a nice body shot.
Jeremy throws out a loose jab but Surma uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Musta Surma's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jab by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a slapping body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Surma looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Surma instigates a clinch.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jeremy as Surma tries to tie him up.
Jeremy working hard to break the clinch.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Surma works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Surma trying to land knees to the body.

Jeremy breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jeremy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jeremy throws a low kick but Surma avoids it.
Jeremy misses with a looping left.
Jeremy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Surma's sensitive parts.
A looping hook to the body misses from Surma. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Surma digs a good body shot into Jeremy's ribs.
Surma misses the shot to the body.
Surma thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Surma.
Jeremy misses with a head kick.
Jeremy cracks Surma with a right hand to the side of the head.
Surma blocks a head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Surma to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Surma misses with a wild combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy takes a swing at Surma's ribcage but misses.
Sloppy strikes from Surma. Those never looked like landing.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Surma.
Jeremy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Surma has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jeremy throws a series of punches but Surma moves out of range.
Surma displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jeremy throws out the jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Jeremy as he connects with a hook.
Surma throws a body kick that misses.
Jeremy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Surma tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a head shot.
Musta Surma is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jeremy scores with a shot to the body.
Jeremy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Surma lands a slapping body shot.
Surma doesn't manage to clinch there - Jeremy circles away.
Surma connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jeremy momentarily.
Surma swinging wildly here.
Jeremy has a takedown stuffed.
Surma throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Surma's corner calls for a 1-2. Surma obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Surma moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Surma takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Musta Surma has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Surma connects with a right hand. Jeremy shakes it off.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Surma fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jeremy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jeremy scores with a punch to the head.
Jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jeremy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Surma throws out a powerful jab.
Jeremy moves away from the strike by Surma.
Jeremy misses with a head kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ron Jeremy.
I've got Jeremy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!

After the big win, Ron Jeremy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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FIGHT
RATING
79%
 
 
 
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