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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vit Tu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tu kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Blanket on the ground. Zhirinovsky is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Zhirinovsky and Serega - Murka. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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214 lbs
18 - 9 - 0 |
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218 lbs
17 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vit Tu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Aafke Stam and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zhirinovsky fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Zhirinovsky with a poor takedown
enabling Tu to counter with a crisp jab.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Zhirinovsky.
Vit Tu has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
Tu looks to throw the jab but Zhirinovsky is out of range.
Tu swings widly with a right hand
and Zhirinovsky counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tu thinking.
A big left from Zhirinovsky misses.
Zhirinovsky moves out of range of the strikes.
Zhirinovsky darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Tu wants to improve his position but Zhirinovsky is controlling well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky is trying to control the action in half guard but Tu is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Tu wants to get back to full guard.
Tu wants to get back to full guard but Zhirinovsky has passed into side control.
Zhirinovsky is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Tu is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Zhirinovsky's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Tu tries to roll over but Zhirinovsky keeps him under control.
Zhirinovsky looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Tu looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Zhirinovsky content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tu tries to roll over but Zhirinovsky keeps him under control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tu moves into full guard.
Tu looking for a sweep. Not yet Tu, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zhirinovsky wants to control from the top but Tu keeps moving.
Zhirinovsky avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tu looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Zhirinovsky trying to control but Tu is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Zhirinovsky avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Tu tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Tu keeping full guard, as Zhirinovsky tries to pass.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Tu had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Zhirinovsky defends it easily.
Tu looking for a sweep. Not yet Tu, not yet.
Zhirinovsky trying to control but Tu is working from the bottom.
Tu looking for a sweep. Not yet Tu, not yet.
Tu manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Zhirinovsky manages to get himself to full guard.
Tu passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Zhirinovsky wants to control but Tu postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky manages to work his way to half guard, despite Tu's best efforts.
Tu is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tu throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Tu throwing shots but Zhirinovsky is blocking nicely.
Zhirinovsky wants to control but Tu is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Zhirinovsky slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Tu stopping the sweep attempt from Zhirinovsky.
Zhirinovsky keeping full guard, as Tu tries to pass.
Zhirinovsky working a defensive guard here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tu loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Zhirinovsky wants to sweep here but Tu controlling him for the moment.
Tu with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vit Tu dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Zhirinovsky shoots for a takedown but Tu saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Zhirinovsky misses with a few strikes there.
Zhirinovsky has his takedown stuffed
and Tu counters with a straight right hand.
Zhirinovsky stuns Tu with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tu leaves Zhirinovsky with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Vit Tu has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
Zhirinovsky looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Zhirinovsky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tu closes this distance looking for a takedown but Zhirinovsky circles away.
Zhirinovsky shoots in for a double leg but Tu sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Zhirinovsky shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tu pinned against the cage. Tu gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Zhirinovsky shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tu fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Zhirinovsky on the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tu with a lazy takedown attempt
and Zhirinovsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tu's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Tu duly obliges.
It looks like Vladimir Zhirinovsky has been cut.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tu misses the jab.
Tu stuffs the takedown.
Zhirinovsky stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Zhirinovsky wants it to stay on the feet.
Zhirinovsky uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Zhirinovsky throws a shot to the body.
Nice sprawl there from Tu as Zhirinovsky shoots in.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky shoots in for a takedown but Tu shows good takedown defense.
Zhirinovsky looks to clinch
and Tu counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Vit Tu is winning the standup battle so far.
Tu wants to clinch up but Zhirinovsky keeps it at a distance.
Tu defending well as Zhirinovsky loads up on a big left hand.
Tu shoots in but no luck this time.
Tu fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Zhirinovsky shoots for a takedown but Tu saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky tries to bum rush Tu with a series of wild strikes but Tu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zhirinovsky closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Zhirinovsky lands in his opponent's guard.
Zhirinovsky got a little sloppy there for a moment and Tu has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Zhirinovsky has managed to get both his arms back between Tu's legs - danger averted.
Tu looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Tu keeping moving, preventing Zhirinovsky from controlling successfully.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zhirinovsky working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tu keeping moving, preventing Zhirinovsky from controlling successfully.
Zhirinovsky avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Zhirinovsky is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vit Tu dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Vladimir Zhirinovsky's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Zhirinovsky misses with a takedown
and Tu counters with a straight right hand.
Zhirinovsky slaps away a takedown attempt from Tu, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Tu tries to clinch up.
Zhirinovsky gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Tu counters with a nice uppercut.
Tu shoots for a takedown but Zhirinovsky saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Tu throws a big shot that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vit Tu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zhirinovsky throws a series of punches but Tu avoids them all with ease.
Tu misses the shot to the body.
Zhirinovsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tu manages to avoid it.
Zhirinovsky keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Zhirinovsky closes the distance and clinches up with Tu, looking for a takedown. Zhirinovsky pushes Tu against the cage but Tu circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Zhirinovsky as Tu shoots in.
Zhirinovsky stuffs the takedown attempt from Tu. Tu gets slowly back to his feet.
Zhirinovsky scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Zhirinovsky is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Tu is trying to escape and Zhirinovsky transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Tu is forced to tap! Nice work there by Zhirinovsky! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
After winning the bout, Vladimir Zhirinovsky thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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