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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kivi Kasvo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kurt Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kasvo kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Danzig Mother. Uzi has chosen Slayer - Angel of Death as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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300 lbs
21 - 15 - 1 |
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192 cm
28
304 lbs
13 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Kivi Kasvo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kurt Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kasvo misses with a right hand
and Uzi counters with a head kick.
Uzi throws a head kick but Kasvo moves out of range.
Kasvo misses with a few strikes there.
Uzi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kasvo scores with a crisp jab that stopped Uzi in his tracks.
It looks like Kurt Uzi has been cut.
Kasvo moves into range and connects with a jab.
Uzi throws a sloppy head kick and Kasvo moves out of range easily.
Uzi throws a head kick that misses.
Kasvo throws a right and a left that Uzi avoids nicely.
Kasvo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uzi takes a swing at Kasvo's ribcage but misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kasvo, as that shot connected.
Uzi throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kasvo.
Kasvo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Uzi walks into a stiff left hand from Kasvo.
Kasvo fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Uzi, pushing him back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kasvo.
Kasvo tries for a takedown but Uzi manages to get underhooks.
Kasvo blocks an uppercut.
Uzi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kasvo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Uzi lands with a light punch inside.
Uzi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Uzi pushes Kasvo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kasvo has a couple of punches blocked by Uzi.
Kasvo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uzi prevents a body shot from Kasvo.
Kasvo wants to take the fight to the mat but Uzi manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Uzi prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kivi Kasvo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Uzi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kasvo's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Kasvo fails to land.
Kasvo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kasvo misses with a hook from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uzi digs a right hand underneath Kasvo's ribcage. Kasvo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kasvo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Uzi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Uzi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Uzi lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kasvo.
Kasvo throws a punch but it's blocked by Uzi.
Kasvo has a couple of punches blocked by Uzi.
Uzi working some nice short punches in the clinch.
It looks like Kivi Kasvo has been cut.
Uzi lands an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Kasvo.
Kasvo swings wildly with an uppercut but Uzi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uzi working aggressively here.
Uzi lands with a left to the head.
A hook to the body from Uzi.
Uzi blocks an uppercut.
Uzi lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kasvo backwards.
Uzi manages to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzi lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kasvo will feel that in the morning.
Kasvo is breathing heavily.
Uzi feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Kasvo sprawling to the canvas! Kasvo rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Uzi finish him?!
Kasvo is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzi looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Uzi backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Kasvo's temple! It sends Kasvo violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Uzi celebrates and the doctors try to help Kasvo!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Kurt Uzi!
A relieved looking Kurt Uzi thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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