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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Binzo Binzo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bundy's entrance music is Bad to The Bone. A fine choice. Binzo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hair of the Dog by Nazareth kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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182 cm
36
212 lbs
28 - 11 - 1 |
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185 cm
32
221 lbs
32 - 20 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
28 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Al Bundy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
32 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Binzo Binzo! The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bundy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bundy drives through with a takedown into guard. The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup. Binzo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bundy defends it easily. Binzo escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bundy gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Binzo is pulling down on Bundy's head to control his posture. Bundy working some strikes from top position. Bundy looking to pass the guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Bundy avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Binzo looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bundy is one step ahead there. Binzo trying to keep a closed guard but Bundy is proving a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bundy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Binzo is trying to control the position but Bundy postures up. Binzo avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Binzo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bundy. Binzo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bundy lands a couple of digs. Bundy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Binzo looking for a triangle here. Bundy is fighting it but it looks tight! Binzo pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Bundy is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Binzo Binzo! After the big win, Binzo Binzo made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Legion of Pain Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
56% |
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