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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Heavy Damage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pikku N�k�r�inen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damage comes to the cage accompanied by LMFAO Mash up. N�k�r�inen is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Juice Leskinen - Vaasankin veri vapisee. This should be a great matchup!
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159 lbs
18 - 8 - 0 |
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150 lbs
18 - 7 - 2 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
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ADCC Champion
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Heavy Damage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Pikku N�k�r�inen!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Shigeki Sano and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Damage throws a right and a left that both miss.
Damage misses with a body kick.
Damage scores with a decent looking hook.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Damage lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and N�k�r�inen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from N�k�r�inen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
N�k�r�inen misses with a kick to the body.
Damage fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
N�k�r�inen slips under a jab.
N�k�r�inen avoids the head kick by Damage.
N�k�r�inen moves out of range of the leg kick from Damage.
N�k�r�inen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
N�k�r�inen avoids the body shot from Damage.
Damage has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Damage.
N�k�r�inen lands a really nice looking cross but Damage seems unphased.
N�k�r�inen lands a leg kick that knocks Damage off balance momentarily.
Heavy Damage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
N�k�r�inen checks a low kick from Damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Damage lands a jab to N�k�r�inen's midsection.
N�k�r�inen misses with a two punch combination.
Damage tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
N�k�r�inen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Damage misses with a left hand
and N�k�r�inen counters with a good, hard body kick but Damage shrugs it off.
N�k�r�inen clinches with his opponent.
N�k�r�inen is trying to pull guard but Damage has him pressed against the cage.
N�k�r�inen blocks a body shot from Damage.
N�k�r�inen tries to pull guard but Damage holds him up against the cage and eventually N�k�r�inen drops back down to his feet.
Damage prevents the takedown attempt.
Heavy Damage has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pikku N�k�r�inen.
Damage can't find room to land a body shot as N�k�r�inen controls the action.
A short right from Damage.
Damage misses with the head strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damage working aggressively here.
Damage lands with a left to the head.
Damage working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Damage.
Damage breaks the clinch.
Damage tries to clinch up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
N�k�r�inen throws a quick inside leg kick.
N�k�r�inen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Damage.
Damage with a jab.
N�k�r�inen thumps Damage with a low kick.
N�k�r�inen lands with a nice body punch.
N�k�r�inen shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Damage's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
N�k�r�inen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Damage is keeping the position for now.
Damage not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damage looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
N�k�r�inen trying to control but Damage is working from the bottom.
Damage pulls N�k�r�inen in close to prevent any damage.
Damage trying to control the position.
N�k�r�inen is pushing down on Damage's leg trying to pass to half guard. Damage is fighting to maintain full guard but N�k�r�inen has managed to sneak the leg through.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. N�k�r�inen lands a nice short elbow.
N�k�r�inen is controlling the pace.
N�k�r�inen is looking to advance position but Damage won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Damage is refusing to be controlled, as N�k�r�inen sits in half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with N�k�r�inen in particular looking to stall.
Damage is looking to get back to full guard here but N�k�r�inen has managed to pass to side control instead.
N�k�r�inen taking a break here but Damage is having none of it and regains half guard.
Damage is trying to get back to full guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
N�k�r�inen seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Damage is looking to improve his position.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Damage is working to get back to half guard.
The referee warns Damage that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Damage sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Damage is pressing down on N�k�r�inen's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
N�k�r�inen looking to pass the guard.
Damage has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but N�k�r�inen can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
N�k�r�inen chips away with some ground and pound.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Damage keeping moving, preventing N�k�r�inen from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen slips nicely into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
N�k�r�inen looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Damage looking for submissions off his back.
N�k�r�inen prevents Damage from standing back up.
Damage trying to control but N�k�r�inen postures up.
N�k�r�inen is keen to just control but Damage is a slippery customer.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
N�k�r�inen tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Damage is working to get back to half guard.
Damage tries to hold on but N�k�r�inen pushes him away.
N�k�r�inen landing strikes from the mount.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, N�k�r�inen cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
N�k�r�inen controlling from mount.
N�k�r�inen dominating with strikes here.
N�k�r�inen trying to control but he's not successful this time.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen with the ground and pound from mount.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Damage wants to get back to his feet.
N�k�r�inen fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Damage really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
N�k�r�inen sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
N�k�r�inen works his way to his opponent's back.
Damage tries to roll but N�k�r�inen sticks to his back.
N�k�r�inen is riding his opponent, not letting Damage buck him off.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
N�k�r�inen is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Damage defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Damage prevents N�k�r�inen from getting a body triangle.
Well, with N�k�r�inen on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Damage is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Damage breaks N�k�r�inen's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
N�k�r�inen manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Damage manages to get himself to full guard.
N�k�r�inen trying to control but Damage is working from the bottom.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Pikku N�k�r�inen dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
N�k�r�inen scores with a leg kick.
Damage takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Damage checks a low kick from N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Damage.
Damage misses with a wild body shot.
N�k�r�inen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Damage is able to avoid easily.
N�k�r�inen lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice inside leg kick there by N�k�r�inen. That's going to slow Damage down.
N�k�r�inen slips a straight right by Damage.
N�k�r�inen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
N�k�r�inen misses with a low kick.
A shot to the liver by Damage. Beautiful body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from N�k�r�inen tenderised Damage's leg. Damage is trying to keep his angry face on.
Damage lands with a shot to the body.
N�k�r�inen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A decent looking cross lands there for Damage.
Damage misses with a kick to the body.
N�k�r�inen checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Damage lands a front kick.
N�k�r�inen is looking to chop away at Damage's legs.
N�k�r�inen shoots in but Damage avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Damage swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A punch lands to the side of N�k�r�inen 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Damage waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract N�k�r�inen.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from N�k�r�inen misses
and Damage counters with a nice body shot.
Damage lands a leg kick that knocks N�k�r�inen off balance momentarily.
N�k�r�inen ducks under a wild hook from Damage.
Damage is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Damage takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
N�k�r�inen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Damage is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Damage throws an ugly left hook that misses
and N�k�r�inen counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Damage looking to hit a scissor sweep but N�k�r�inen is one step ahead there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
N�k�r�inen trying to control but Damage is working from the bottom.
N�k�r�inen is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Damage wants to hit a switch here but N�k�r�inen passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Damage there!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damage takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Damage is desperately trying to improve his position but N�k�r�inen has a good base and remains in mount.
Pikku N�k�r�inen has got the better of the ground game so far.
N�k�r�inen looking to control but Damage is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
N�k�r�inen is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Damage is trying desperately to improve position.
N�k�r�inen punishing his opponent with strikes.
N�k�r�inen punishing his opponent with strikes.
Damage is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
N�k�r�inen is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Damage is surviving well by controlling N�k�r�inen's body position as best he can.
Oh Damage is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
N�k�r�inen takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! N�k�r�inen connects with a massive shot to the dome!
N�k�r�inen postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Damage badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of N�k�r�inen around the waist but N�k�r�inen pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! N�k�r�inen is the winner by TKO! N�k�r�inen jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pikku N�k�r�inen!
A very excited looking Pikku N�k�r�inen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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