PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between JJ Kamahawe Ole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kamahawe Ole comes to the cage accompanied by E ala E by Israel . Fergisson has chosen Legion of Doom as his entrance music. The key to victory for JJ Kamahawe Ole has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Kamahawe Ole
vs
Fergisson

189 cm
30
168 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

150 cm
31
162 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Fast

El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER*

El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER*
LEGENDARY SUPER DRUG 159Q (95% Return)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, JJ Kamahawe Ole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamahawe Ole scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kamahawe Ole swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Fergisson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

Fergisson is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Kamahawe Ole still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Kamahawe Ole has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Kamahawe Ole working away.
Fergisson is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Kamahawe Ole asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Kamahawe Ole really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Fergisson is looking to regain half guard here but Kamahawe Ole keeps moving and retains side control.
Fergisson regains half guard.
Fergisson is looking for a sweep. Kamahawe Ole is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fergisson works his way to full guard. Good work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fergisson controls Kamahawe Ole momentarily but Kamahawe Ole frees himself.

Kamahawe Ole gets to his feet. Fergisson looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Turd Fergisson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamahawe Ole looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kamahawe Ole lands a jab to Fergisson's midsection.

Fergisson shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Kamahawe Ole is trying to defend but Fergisson finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Fergisson looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Kamahawe Ole is staying active underneath Fergisson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Kamahawe Ole tries to get to full guard but Fergisson has control of the leg.
Fergisson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kamahawe Ole is in trouble now - Fergisson has advanced to mount!
Fergisson wants to control the pace but Kamahawe Ole is squirming around nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson with good strikes from the mount here!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kamahawe Ole tries to hold on but Fergisson pushes him away.
Kamahawe Ole keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

Fergisson has control of Kamahawe Ole's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Kamahawe Ole regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Fergisson sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

Fergisson is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Kamahawe Ole can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.

Fergisson jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Kamahawe Ole is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Kamahawe Ole and Fergisson has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fergisson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Kamahawe Ole has escaped the position, nice work there.

Fergisson wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Kamahawe Ole, who protects the arm well.
Kamahawe Ole tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Fergisson working away.
Kamahawe Ole is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

Fergisson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Kamahawe Ole knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fergisson goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Kamahawe Ole has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Fergisson but great work by Kamahawe Ole.
Fergisson regains half guard.
Kamahawe Ole is thwarting Fergisson's attempts to control the position.
Fergisson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Kamahawe Ole is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Fergisson defends it well.

Fergisson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Fergisson actively working from the bottom here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Fergisson dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kamahawe Ole pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Fergisson back to the cage. Kamahawe Ole follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Kamahawe Ole misses with a double jab.
Kamahawe Ole misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kamahawe Ole scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

Fergisson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Fergisson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Kamahawe Ole won't allow Fergisson to pass to mount.
Fergisson keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fergisson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kamahawe Ole keeps working.
Fergisson wants to pass the guard but Kamahawe Ole is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fergisson is thwarting Kamahawe Ole's attempts to control the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Fergisson is working for a kimura but Kamahawe Ole is defending it quite comfortably.
Fergisson wants to free his trapped foot but Kamahawe Ole is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Fergisson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Kamahawe Ole has managed to free his arm - good work.

Fergisson is working for a kimura but Kamahawe Ole is defending it quite comfortably.

Fergisson is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson trying to advance position but Kamahawe Ole counters by regaining guard.
Fergisson looking to pass the guard.
Kamahawe Ole keeping moving, preventing Fergisson from controlling successfully.
Kamahawe Ole is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Fergisson dives into side control.
Fergisson trying to control the position but Kamahawe Ole is working away.

Fergisson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Kamahawe Ole is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kamahawe Ole tries to buck Fergisson off but Fergisson is having none of it.

Fergisson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Kamahawe Ole has escaped the position, nice work there.
Kamahawe Ole regains half guard.
Kamahawe Ole trying to control from the bottom.
Fergisson is looking to advance position but Kamahawe Ole won't allow it.
Well, if Fergisson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Fergisson is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Kamahawe Ole reverses the position - he's now on top in Fergisson's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fergisson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kamahawe Ole defends well.

Fergisson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Fergisson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kamahawe Ole trying to control the position from guard on top but Fergisson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fergisson managing to control the position.
Kamahawe Ole wants to control from the top but Fergisson keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Fergisson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Kamahawe Ole with a hook.

Fergisson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Fergisson passes the guard and advances to mount!
Fergisson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Kamahawe Ole is working to get back to half guard.
Fergisson unloading with bombs!
Fergisson trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Fergisson controlling from mount.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fergisson tries to control but Kamahawe Ole wriggling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fergisson has hold of Kamahawe Ole's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Kamahawe Ole manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Fergisson wants to control but Kamahawe Ole has made it back to half guard. Nice work.
Kamahawe Ole tries to roll over but Fergisson keeps him under control.

Kamahawe Ole looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Turd Fergisson has got the better of the ground game so far.
Fergisson trying to pass the guard but Kamahawe Ole defending well.
Fergisson is looking to take a break and control but Kamahawe Ole is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kamahawe Ole looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kamahawe Ole is looking to control Fergisson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kamahawe Ole avoid being mounted?
JJ Kamahawe Ole has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Fergisson in particular looking to stall.
Fergisson trying to mount his opponent but Kamahawe Ole defends it.
Fergisson winds up and cracks Kamahawe Ole with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Fergisson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Kamahawe Ole does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Kamahawe Ole blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fergisson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Kamahawe Ole knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Kamahawe Ole wants to improve his position but Fergisson is controlling well.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

Fergisson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Fergisson is looking to take a break and control but Kamahawe Ole is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fergisson wants to advance to full mount but Kamahawe Ole doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Kamahawe Ole will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Kamahawe Ole has his foot on Fergisson's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fergisson works his way back into a safe position though.
Fergisson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kamahawe Ole is keeping the position for now.
Fergisson is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Fergisson trying to control but Kamahawe Ole is working from the bottom.

Kamahawe Ole is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Fergisson sitting in guard here, content to control.
Turd Fergisson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fergisson wants to control from the top but Kamahawe Ole keeps moving.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Fergisson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Fergisson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Fergisson!
Turd Fergisson took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER* for their support in the buildup to the fight.