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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Buzz LightBear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ultimate Revenge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buzz LightBear is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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187 cm
25
200 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
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182 cm
21
200 lbs
3 - 4 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Decent elbows
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Buzz LightBear! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Ultimate Revenge! The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Chris Edwards and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! LightBear drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup. Revenge controls LightBear momentarily but LightBear frees himself. LightBear won't allow Revenge to sweep him here. LightBear thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. LightBear is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. LightBear advances to half guard. LightBear seems to be looking for submissions.
Revenge is trying to stand.
Revenge is pressing down on LightBear's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it. LightBear stands and throws Revenge's legs to the side, diving into side control. LightBear is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Revenge is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's one minute gone in the round. Revenge takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
LightBear in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. LightBear is trying to get an arm triangle but Revenge is defending well. LightBear tries to move into full mount but can't pass Revenge's legs. LightBear is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Revenge looks calm but he's in trouble here. LightBear gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Revenge is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! LightBear lets go of the hold and Revenge can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Buzz LightBear! A very excited looking Buzz LightBear made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
48% |
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